Entrance Requirements: Canadian birth only.
Skill Cost: None, all abilities are innate.
Costume: plaid lumberjack coat and maple leaf or canadien winter cap
Stance: hands in pockets with legs shoulder width apart or with one hand in front waistline with other hanging free for ease of holding beer.

CHARACTER BONUSES

COMBAT SKILLS
Attacks per Melee: 3
Escape Moves: drunken stumble, drunken collapse, the snow shoe shuffle
Basic Defensive Moves: dodge, parry, automatic parry (with submarine sandwich), belly ice-slide
Advanced Defenses: flying beer grab, disarm
Hand Attacks: drunken arm flail
Basic Foot Attacks: lack-of-snowtires kick of frustration, flying oh-damn-ice-ass-over-teakettle flying two legged kick.
Special Attacks: hockey-player-mouth gumming bite, polar bear charge, Canada goose peck strike, beer belly roll over, final- Maple Leaf Gardens-tickets-scalper body block.
Holds/Locks: Its-my-beer-not-yours-hold, last beer hold,
Weapon Katas: Nunchaku-cans, submarine sandwich swords, poutine forks, snowball, hockey stick
Modifiers to Attack: critical beer strike, beer death blow, bonus to shock Americans with explantion of what poutine is.

SKILLS INCLUDED INTRAINING
Martial Arts Powers: Body Hardening: beer belly of iron, cold resistance, puck biting/teeth hardening.
Languages: English, French-Canadian, proper use of the word "eh"
Survival: Extreme cold, extreme American ignorance of Canadian lifestyle
Physical: "line racing" (only hockey players will understand this one), polar bear wrestling, seal swimming
Philisophical Training: the Zen of Don Cherry

LEVEL ADVAMNCEMENT BONUSES
None: these abilities are innately as high as the universe will allow in any single individual.