Due to a sizable increase in the amount of SPAM I have been trapping recently I have decided that it was time that I try preventing reinfestation by using forms for my inital contacts with suppliers (They then broke). Like tribbles, SPAM is EVIL, serving no function, other than eating and breeding. Unlike tribbles, spammers look like chunks of ancient heat ruined processed meat, covered in a toxic clear slime (and the Federation doesn't have any more love for them than the Klingon Empire does). I personally look forward to the day the Empire finds and then destroys ALL life on the Spam homeworld, and YES, we WILL sing songs of "The Great Spam Hunt".
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