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| Run Number 1016 |
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| When: 3 June 2003 |
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| Where: Old Airstrip |
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| Who:� GAVINILDOO |
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GAVIN's Kingdom of Darkness |
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?Hare, do we need a torch?? came the rabble?s call as the night neared ominously closer.�� ?Nah, .. Nah? the bastard curtly replied [standard response #3].�� Eventually SPLASH arrived signaling that the pre-run requirements were met and we were under starters orders. Waiting a little bit longer for someone lost at the wrong end of the runway, we meandered off. |
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| A clever zigzag amused the FRBs while STICKY, OZONE and SHADDOW took a lazy leg to the check.�� GAVetc then rocked up with a late-late cummer� (couldn?t find a pissup in a brewery!).�� A falsie bagged SHADDOW and the mob headed up Airstrip hill.�� Finally at the peak, they looked hither for drinks and sunset.� Unfortunately missed the latter by about 10 minutes and the B..hare informed us the run had barely started (no DS!). |
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| Down-down into the descending darkness and the hare had to take the point to give us any hope of locating red plastic strips in the shrubbery� �To the top of the Million Gallon tank hill (where we located STICKY) and left into the tracks.� �A wallaby nearly took STICKY?s head off here a few years back [no, not the Thugby ones dickhead], so she was wary� about the wildlife.�� DRIBBLES took a wrong turn and was left back in the darkness.�� I would throw in a simile about the proverbial black hole, but they were all firmly ensconced under the bridge with silver pillows. �But then they coulda been out there in the night, watching us; you would only know if they smiled.�� GAV eventually guided the remaining 10 stumbling souls to a DS and then the big bucket for the ceremonials. |
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| Circle: |
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| GAV not only had the set the run and made the mash but he had to run the CIRCLE as well.�� A bloody one man show.�� You?d think that deserved a bit of leniency on the run rundown.� No way they bagged him as only a good hare should get bagged.� A lotta talk about sniffing the OZONE, but we diverge. |
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| KUNGPOW eventually brought forth the hidden book, but only after the bamboo was pushed under his finger nails.� D-D dispensed. |
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| STICKY was fined for her celebrity status. She defended with the ?someone stole my identity defense? |
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| Some Hawaiwan shirts were distributed.� Details of the CAR-NOO marathon were ironed out. (Roughly though, we wouldn?t want to be accused of adding a semblance of organisation to this most disorganised of organisations). |
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Three pregnant women are sitting chatting and knitting jumpers for their expected kids.
The first one says "I hope that I have a baby boy, because I'm knitting a blue jumper."
The second says ";I hope that I have a girl because I'm knitting a pink jumper."
The third woman says "I hope my kid is a spastic, because I've stuffed the arms up."
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Upcoming Events: |
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2 July�������������� Red Dress Run DARWIN |
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???������������������ Darwin?s Tour De Piss |
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27 ? 29 Sept���� Kununurra (well 120 km west actually) |
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The HAIRLINE: |
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PUB RUN |
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9� June |
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25 Vict Hwy |
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SHADDOW |
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16 June |
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Lot 1803 ZiminDv[WOTABUGA Homestead]� Revenge / Slasher run. |
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VANDAWHO |
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23 June |
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30 June |
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6 July |
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13 July |
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20 July |
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27 July |
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Comic Relief |
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�A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. �They hear a faint moan. �They open the casket and find the woman is still alive.
She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully. �A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.� As they are walking, the husband cries out, ";Watch the stuffing wall!" |
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�A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"; The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I.Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, ";I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No"' said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken." |
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The Mandatory Religious Joke |
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The Pope is having a shower. ��Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally feels the need to relieve his tension, and this is one of these occasions. ��Just as it happens, he sees a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air.
"Hold on a minute" says the Pope.� �"You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church."
"This picture is my lottery win"says the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for life."
So the Pope offers to buy the camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrive at a figure of two million dollars. The Pope then dries himself off, and heads off with his new camera. ��He meets his housekeeper, who spots the camera.
"That looks like a really good camera,"she says, "how much did it cost you?"
"Two million dollars" replies the Pope.
"TWO MILLION DOLLARS!"says the housekeeper, "They must have seen you coming."
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