Hashers Attendence:
Pee Pee 137
Gavin'L'Do 123
Follicle 36
Camel Toe 6
Kwailo 55
Kung Pow 30
Moaner 49
Mumbles 46
Dags 62
Shaddow 380
Brain Damage 176
Torture 15
Dribbles 20
Ozone 18
Phil 3
It started off as a typical AGPU everybody's late, especially the hare. The run was set and awaiting runners, who couldn't be stuffed to start on time.
By the time everybody got their shit together half an hour later, the run started. The runners started out bush somewhere and the walkers actually got a trail set out for them for once, how special do we feel?
We came up to the first check and of course the runners bet the walkers their and we all waited for Ozone to reach the check. Everyone took a piss and some were video taped (pervert, ;p). Also a fantastic group photo, with a lot of sun shining.
Onto the next check to runners headed into the opposite direction and apparently went out half way to the new part of the rural college. The walkers actually bet the runners to the drink stop. Follicle was the only one running by the end of the trail. Everyone else walked the rest of the way. My question is where's our lift home?
This wasn't the only problem, there was NO PISS at the drink stop. So one home we went. Then the hare yells out "HOLD THE CHECK!", as we pass a bush with no markings. We grabbed a drink and started off home again. F*@k my feet hurt.
Hash mash was created with 'galup' sounds coming out of tagless cans, while everybody freshened up with a drinky. The circle was opened and charges were laid, with a few reversals. Hashers who tried to charge others and was told to shut up. Moaner was given her 50th run award, engraved metal plate and utensils.
The P.O.W. said no one hasher there that night that deserved the shirt and was keeping till the next run. Also given out is the new P.O.W. shirt, it was passed around the circle being christened by every hasher there.
Then came the business (cough 'bullshit') part of the evening. The new comitee, the following poor sucker got these positions:
BRAIN DAMAGE - Grand Master
PEE PEE - Vice GM
KWAILO - Hash Piss
MOANER - On Sec
MUMBLES & MOANER - Hash Cash
GAVIN'L'DO - Trail Master
KUNG POW - Choir Master
FOLLICLE - Religious Advisor
OZONE - Hash Haberdashery
DRIBBLES - Hash Horn
Circle Closed.