-Raistlin Majere
"The dark queen was so fond of me she wanted me to stay in the abyss."
-Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"I think I will have the commander to dinner tonight after all... 'We have many military matters to discuss'.. 'Matters of unguarded flanks, breaching walls, thrust, and penetration'..."
-Kitiara Uth Matar
"You realize we won't have a spoon left?"
-Tika on being told Tasslehoff was left alone in the house. From "Test of the Twins"
"I made love to a beautiful woman and didn't know it. Just my luck."
-Raistlin Majere
"I don't want to fight evil, I just want to go home. Is that too much to ask?"
-Caramon Majere
"If kender were Gods the world would certainly be an interesting place, although no one would ever be able to find anything..."
-Astinus of Palanthas
"But why? We are not the stuff of heroes."
-Tanis Half-Elven
"'He's looking at me like he's going to turn me inside out!' the gnome muttered nervously. 'That's how he looks at everyone.' Tas whispered back. 'You'll get used to it.'"
-Gnimsh the gnome to Tasslehoff about Raistlin
"Look, Raist, bunnies..."
-Caramon Majere
`"Now get out of my way before you force me to do something I'll regret. I mean you'll regret. Well, one of us will regret it!"
-Fizban the Fabulous
"I have cast a spell upon our belongings. Anyone who touches them will be slowly devoured by the great worm Catyrpelius who will rise from the Abyss and suck the blood from your veins until you are nothing more than a dried husk."
-Raistlin Majere
"Oops!"
-Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"A chap who can point at you and say 'die' has a distinct advantage."
-Sir Markham on Lord Soth, the Death Knight
"'There is something I would ask. Something I have long been curious about. What do magic-users wear beneath their robes, dark elf?' .. 'Very little.' murmured Dalamar. 'And what do warrior women wear beneath their armor?' .. 'Nothing.'"
-Kitiara Uth Matar to Dalamar the Dark
"He never had nightmares about draconians, however. Betrem had nightmares about kender ...kender loose in the Great Library, kender whose pockets
were bulging with books."
-Betrem the Aesthetic
"He doesn't really mean 'don't touch anything' because I'm already touching something. My feet are touching the floor..."
-Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"The cruelest torture one can inflict on a kender is to lock him up. Of course, it is also widely believed that the cruelest form of torture one can inflict on any other species is to lock them up with a kender."
-From "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"
"'Arrest the tree!' he insisted. 'Obstructing sunlight! That's the charge!'"
-Fizban the Fabulous
"'Uh, Fizban.' he said. 'Your hat is on fire.'"
-Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"...I said I wouldn't mind being insane, and he said yes, but he would, and I think he added something to the effect that he'd rather have twenty ogres with twenty sticks beating him about the head and shoulders..."
-Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"Here's to trying... rhymes with dying."
-Sir Markham
"The Palanthas jail isn't what it used to be."
-Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"Don't change the color to match the walls. Look like you belong and the walls will change color to match you."
-A Kender Proverb
"But Shalafi, there is not much left if you turn down the world."
-Dalamar the Dark, to his Shalafi, Raistlin Majere
"Why the beard? You were ugly enough."
-Flint Fireforge to Tanis Half-Elven
"It will be a party such that the world of Krynn has not seen since the Cataclysm."
-The old man
"Idiot kender. Running off with a dead old man."
-Flint Fireforge on Tasslehoff Burrfoot running off with Fizban the Fabulous
The link below is to a cool site about dragons.
