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| 13:49 Girl> |
Cough Cough |
| 13:51 Kim> |
Yeah, right! I’m meant 2 show Mungai an sms of U koffing! Dont b stupid, come 2 studio + present. |
| 13:53 Girl> |
I cant present. The Dr said Im suffering frm fatigue. He prescribed total bed rest 4 the next few days. Coz of stress.:+( |
| 13:57 Kim> |
Stress frm playing soccer? Fatigue frm all nite movie marathons? Jinga, we! IM NOT LYING 4 U! |
| 14:02 Girl> |
Hi Sir. Sorry I’m unable to present today. I’m feeling unwell. I hope you will permit to present on Monday afternoon? Regards, Mary Kyalo. |
| 14:21 Prof. Mungai> |
Let me guess. The dog ate your drawings? I expect inked drawings & a model pinned up by 1.30pm Monday. No more excuses. |
| 14:22 Girl> |
Yes Sir. I expect I’ll have recovered by then. |
| 14:24 Girl> |
Hi? Carnivore? Saturday? |
| 14:32 Stacy> |
Hi! Carnivore! Saturday! Where U @? |
| 14:37 Girl> |
I've just left campus, on my way home? R U still in the air? |
| 14:42 Stacy> |
Yeah, like the instructor is likely 2 let me text people while flying a plane. But I'm cool just 10 flight hours frm my PPL. |
| 14:48 Girl> |
Show off! Just cause I'm 100 months from my Architecture Degree. |
| 16:00 Stacy> |
The way u keep avoiding presentations, it might be more like 1000 months. |
| 16:09 Girl> |
>:-( That's it! U r not worth my credit! C u @ home. |
| 17:57 Albo> |
How was presentation? You must be exhausted poor girl. I’m getting the car this weekend. Want 2 do Carnivore on Saturday? |
| 18:03 Girl> |
Thnx! I didnt present. I was kidogo ill. The dr said Im suffering from fatigue & ordered bed rest for the wknd. Mayb next wknd? |
| 18:06 Albo> |
Pole sana! Next weekend sounds good. U shouldn’t stress yourself so much. Should I come over, bring some books? |
| 18:12 Girl> |
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SATURDAY |
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| 12:08 Albo> |
Hi! I got the lotr triology on DVD. Must be difficult 2 have 2 read the bk when u r sick. Can I come over we watch? |
| 12:15 Girl> |
I hear PJackson left out critical scenes in the movie. I'll just read the book. |
| 17:02 Girl> |
Hi beloved! |
| 17:15 Sis> |
Forget it. Get youself out of it. |
| 17:17 Girl> |
Hi Beloved! |
| 17:21 Bro> |
Have u been arrested? |
| 17:22 Girl> |
Im in town, I came 2 withdraw money but my card was swallowed by the ATM. I’m kinda stranded, can you come pick me up? |
| 17:25 Bro> |
And drop u in carni. AND give u a loan. *AND* pick up u + yr noisy friend afterwards. No. Walk home. |
| 18:35 Girl> |
Im not gonna b able 2 leave frm ur place, I’ve sort of got no ca$h. I’ll meet u @ Carni, ok? I’ve got 2 buzzer beat so that I dont hv 2 pay entrance. |
| 18:55 Stacy> |
I’m at home with Kim. We’re having supper then we’ll join you there. I hope you won’t be all sweaty and smelly from the walk. |
| 20:47 Albo> |
THpinboop YA2 AanAW T2UL I !THpiT q3312 bnA! 2Ma3rb T33w2 … it wont make any sense until u read it in front of a mirror! |
| 20:59 Girl> |
Made it in! Just! Hurry up tho. I’m sticking out like a black thumb in a white hand. |
| 21:05 Stacy> |
U r the one who always insists on banghra night. What did you expect? |
| 21:17 Girl> |
Where R U! R U just going 2 abandon me here? Alone + broke? |
| 21:21 Stacy> |
It's only 9pm! Everyone knows that interesting people only show up at 11pm. Kim + I want 2 watch Ally McBeal b4 we hit out. |
| 21:27 Girl> |
11pm!?!? YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! >:-< I hope u r joking! |
| 21:37 Girl> |
Goodness! I’ve just spotted Albo! I’m going in2 hiding. Tell me when you get here. |
| 21:41 Albo> |
Hey Sick One. I'm @ Carnivore. U r lucky u didnt come. Hardly any1 interesting looking. I doubt I'll stay here long. I should have stayed home + watched Ally McBeal. Gnite. |
| 21:51 Albo> |
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| 22:05 Stacy> |
We R here, where u @? |
| 22:07 Girl> |
Im huddled in the playhse next 2 the see-saw. Tread lightly, I don’t want Albo 2 c u ppl else I’ll have a lousy evening with him hanging around + me trying 2 explain how I recoverd from fatigue. |
| 22:13 Girl> |
Oh Sh*t. |
| 22:15 Stacy> |
Oh Sh*t? I thot u wanted us here. Shld we leave? Where u @? |
| 22:18 Girl> |
Did I just send you an sms? |
| 22:22 Stacy> |
Yeah, you just sed Oh Sh*t. |
| 22:25 Girl> |
No, before that. |
| 22:25 Albo> |
Hi Stacy. Kindly advise your 'fatigued friend' that a carnivore playhouse might not b the ideal place 2 cure herself. Maybe she shld try bunjee jumping. Without a rope. |
| 22:30 Stacy> |
I just got a wierd txt frm Albo about banjee ropes. What the *&#^ is going on? Where R U? |
SUNDAY |
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| 15:25 Kim> |
Please bring the water colours when you come 2 campus 2day. When R U coming 2 wrk on the model? |
15:35 Girl> |
Dear God! What time is this! Why didn’t you wake me up earlier! |
| 20:35 Stacy> |
Hi party animal! Are we doing this again next weekend? Good luck with your presentation 2morrow. Try not 2 break any hearts this week. |
| 20:40 Girl> |
I’m all set. I’ve planned everything perfectly. 9pm-12: site plan; 12-4am: elevs and perspectives; 4-8am: rendering; 8am-12noon: model; 12 – 2pm tie up issues. |
| 21:02 Stacy> |
Yeah, right. Goodnight. C U Next weekend. |
| 21:08 Girl> |
All the best in your PPL exams. Gnite. |
MONDAY |
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| 06:45 Stacy> |
Hi, I’m off 2 the airport. Are you rendering your perspectives yet? |
| 06:52 Girl> |
Shaddup. Havent even finished the site plan. |
| 13:30 Kim> |
Panic! R U In studio? I dont think I'll finish this model! The bldg is complete, but I don't have enough trees on site! |
| 13:35 Girl> |
Model! YOU HAVE A MODEL!?! Bloody show-off! I'm just finishing the site plan! |
| 13:45 Kim> |
Since you r in studio, pls book me a pin-up board, I'm just leaving the rm. I'll be there in about 20 minutes. |
| 13:48 Girl> |
Stacy, pls take a de2ur and fly me away from this place! I'm so about 2 fail this presentation! Everyone else has finished drwgs + models, I only have an incomplete site plan. I GIVE UP. |
14:00 |
Cough. Cough. |