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President Bush Ready To Take Decisive Action
by Courtney
In breaking news today, United States president George W. Bush has been quoted as saying that New Orleans has suffered more damage in the wake of Hurricane Katrina than New York following September 11th.
"New Orleans is more devastated than New York was," Bush said. "Just physically devastated as is the coast of Mississippi. So we've got a lot of work to do."
This hurricane of mass destruction, formerly the work of 'person or persons unknown', has since been identified as an Act of God.
God, also known as Yahweh, Jehovah, or simply �Lord�, is the dictator of a totalitarian regime in the once-disputed territory of Heaven. His insistent desire to spread his imperium over �alll ye countrees of ye erth� has been openly stated and widely known since his violent putdown of the abortive coup launched by his second-in-command, Lucifer.
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President Bush has stated that this act of terror will not daunt the courageous American people in any way. Talks have been initiated with the Prime Minister of Britain, the Prime Minister of Australia and Odin All-Father, Betrayer of Warriors, concerning deployment of troops to Heaven in order to overthrow the dictatorship and to introduce a democratic system of government.
The situation has since worsened, with the release of documentary evidence that Yahweh God is even now violating multiple human rights laws, including ever point of the Geneva Convention, in his depraved treatment of political dissidents.
Enforced habitation of a lake of fire, tearing and rending, wailing and a gnashing of teeth are among the abuses suffered by anyone in Yahweh God's realm accused of any crime. Sources show that Yahweh has no intention of calling an end to these tortures.
In the areas surrounding New Orleans, misguided �vengeance� has been carried out against many of God�s representatives on earth.
�I�m not an angel,� said one victim, minister Margaret Lockett. �I�m a second-generation American! I�ve never even been to Heaven."
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