Dear Sir/Madam Light �n� Tasty,
I have been a devoted consumer of your fine breakfast product for many years, and hitherto it has given uniform satisfaction. However, imagine my righteous ire when, one fine sunny morning, I so innocently spooned up my morning Light �n� Tasty, only to discover that not only was it neither light NOR tasty - there was a human hair floating in the bowl! And, to add insult to injury, the hair appeared to be one of my own! Can you explain this?
Eagerly awaiting your reply,
You obt. Servant,
V. McCourtney.
Dear Sir/Madam Coca-Cola employee,
My esteemed colleague and I are writing to express our heartfelt gratitude for, and admiration of, your fine carbonated beverage. Oh, I can�t deny we�ve had our flings with other brands, Ms. Courtneywith Pepsi, myself with Kiwi�s Choice - but we always came crawling back to the sweet, dulcet tones of ice-cold Coke.
We stood by you through the hard times - through Classic Coke, and the ill-fated Cherry Coke - emerging into this Golden Age of Diet Coke, with your choice of Lemon, Lime or Vanilla.
In fact, once I had a dream that I was drinking Coke with Stephen Hawking.
Keep up the good work, Coke, for you are truly the wind beneath our wings.
Yours faithfully,
C. Courtney (Ms.) and
V. Victoria (Dr.)
Dear Quality Bakers company representative,
I am just writing to inform you that I think the standard of bread has decreased greatly as of late. It warms my heart immensely that your company has maintained the same high standard that has always been a trademark of Quality Bakers franchise.
Your bread is always fresh and has that delicious home-baked taste, unlike other companies (who shall remain nameless) that sacrifice taste for a cheap price. However your price range is still affordable which is just delightful when you have to feed a family as large as mine.
I am also impressed that you have kept up with times, and have not only simple toast bread, but many other varieties to choose from. And, as a philosopher once said �Variety is the splice of life.�
If I was to have one small complaint it would be that your packets are perhaps not as eye-catching as they could be.
Thankyou for taking pride in your company.
Quality Bakers; you truly live up to your name.
Yours sincerely,
V.C. Rosie.