How To Make Penny A Family Member

I wish to address you with my intentions, which, may I add, are completely honourable. It is my humble desire to court you, and woo you away from your current Merry Andrew of a suitor, with a rather common appearance, Johnny Depp. However, before my feelings run away with me, let me first inform ye why I would make a fine, and upstanding husband.

• I have recently graduated from the refined University of Massey, which I received qualifications in the art of commerce and exchange, more importantly the promotion of goods.

• I am a man of the world with set goals to travel to China and teach the under-privileged how to read and spell the good Queen�s language. As a lady of languages, I should hope that you would wish to accompany me on my travels.

• I have several automobiles to use at my disposal. It would be my greatest honour if you would give me the pleasure of escorting you to the beach - I of course would bring along a chaperone.

• I am to know that you also share a common interest with me, being that we both love the study of the ancients, be they Roman or Greek.

I feel that you are a women with knowledge beyond your yeas, and so you will find no solace in the company of gents your age, as you have a vast intellectual capacity. That is why my greater years would bridge the gap of knowledge between you and suitors of your own age.

I hope I have not been too forward in expressing my perpetual love for you. Thank you, and good evening,

Fondest wishes,
Christopher, III Esq.



Step Two:
Compose a letter of intentions from Leigh to Chris, designed to cater to Chris's interests.


DeAr CHrIs,

My incredibly good-looking younger sister (Victoria, who is friends with the insatiable Penny) has told me that you share similar interests with me, such as the consumption of prime bovine, classics, and the slow but steady destruction of vehicles. Need I SAY MORE? Nay, I need not. This letter can only go down from here, so I will end here in saying that I have enclosed a photo of myself for you to oggle at your leisure, which I hope is often. If you wish to discuss the contents of this letter further with me, contact your youngest sister, or phone (CENSORED) and ask for Leigh.

Fondest wishes,
Leigh



Step Three:
Post them.



Step Four:
Wait for love to blossom.