Chances of the readers reading Strom's Index first this time 1 in 1000
Reading The Cartoonist first: 9 in 1000
Reading the cover first: 990 in 1000
Sound effects: The bone-chilling screams of an enraged cynic
[INVASION?! I'll get you, Teri. And your little assistant, too!]
Chances of me reaching into The Cartoonist to grab Silver's precious little hat: 1 in ...
[HEY, LEGGO! AAAAA...] |
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Chances of me disappearing from the mean Cartoonist and reappearing at my nice, cozy computer: 1 in 1
UNABLE TO COMPLY INTERFERENCE DUE TO SILVER AND TERI PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU
[Nuts. Guess I need to do something to distract them. Something drastic. Something...ohhh, boy. That'll work. That'll...hey, my thinking, it's...]
Sound Effects: Dave's thinking takes on an extremely nasal quality.
[Being Pinocchioed is enough! I ain't sticking around for Miller Time!] |
Chance of a skunk - an X-Skunk with mutant scent glands - having been hit by a truck, causing a stink so penetratingly pungent and thick that you can taste it with your eyeballs: 1 in 1
[Never mess with a touch typist!]
Chances of me, by the next frame, while Wood and Silver are busy, disappearing from, aah, you know!: 1 in 1
[Gee, I hate to see people suffer, even two-dimensional ones.]
Chance of the smell disappearing by the next Cartoonist frame: 1 in 1 |
[I'm free! I'm real!!! I'm 3-D!!!]
DAVE I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOU DO NOT LOOK SO GOOD
[Oops.]
Sound Effects: (Phone being dialed)...RING, RING--
Flutey voice on phone: "Hello?"
[Hello, Mike? Dave. Didn't I tell you not to scratch during Dangerous?
Anyway, can I borrow some plastic surgeons? No skin bleaching please.]
Chances of this feud being real: ? in ? |
