SCENE # SCENE DESCRIPTION # OF VOTES
301. Replay of fireplace scene at end of Phantasm 1 � Reggie denies all regarding Jody�s death---------------0
302. Replay of P2 when Reggie goes Mark McGwire on the dwarves.----------------------------------------0
303. Replay of P2 when Liz and Reggie �kill� the Tall Man � Are you happy to see me or is that--------------0
a large needle in your back?
304. Replay of end of P2 when Alchemy�s hair is twirled out? OOOh, bad perm baby!-----------------------0
305. Reggie is in forest and finds for himself a dwarf � that is dwarf pudding after the 4x barrel shotgun--------0
306. Reggie puts the grenade to Michael�s head and threatens to kill them all, including the Tall Man.----------0
Tall Man says �No Thanks.�
307. Tall Man is in meditation stage as he stares into one of the spheres, room is full of candles.---------------1
Tall Man fondles the brain/spirit inside the ball � tuna casserole, anyone?
308. Nurse becomes one of Tall Man�s minions and attempts to kill Michael in the hospital room.--------------0
Mike repels the attack.
309. One of the Tall Man�s many spheres enters the room after the nurse is disposed of � looks at-------------0
Michael intently as an eye sneaks out of the sphere � then flies away.
310. Michael and Reggie go to a house and find Jody sitting inside there � Been a long time--------------------0
since we saw Jody.
311. Tall Man interrupts the get-together � �Its Time Now BOY!�---------------------------------------------0
312. Reggie is on his way to the next city when he stops for gas. The gas attendant sits with his-----------------0
Sammy Sosa baseball bat ready to fight off anyone � �But don�t go to Holtsview.�
313. Reggie gets great view of a woman�s ass as he pauses his car in the town. She smiles----------------------2
at Reggie and shows him another good view of her ass � seconds before her gun is in his face.
314. The woman�s friends stuff Reggie into the trunk � some early thanksgiving stuffing?-------------------------0
315. Kid in a mask runs through the house escaping his new visitors � Does he qualify as a----------------------0
�Person Under the Stairs�?
316. Woman with the great ass gets a Javelin in the head.------------------------------------------------------0
317. Its Frisbee time folks! The poor thief ends up with less than a full jugular vein after the---------------------1
Frisbee thrown by the kid does some unnecessary surgery.
318. Tim, the Kid, and Reggie bury the bodies of the deceased thieves � sure looked like----------------------0
Curly�s grave to me (City Slickers).
319. Tim has a flashback of his mom in a coffin in the back of hearse, with the corpse--------------------------0
kidnapping his mom. Scary!
320. Reggie goes to the mortuary after dropping Tim off. He meets SuperBitches (Tanesha and Rocky)--------0
� they are less than cordial in their first meeting. Do handcuffs really act as good ice breakers?
321. Tanesha gets a facial from one of the spheres. Rocky must save the day with her Bruce Lee--------------0
moves but don�t think Tim has totally been ditched � He�s the best shot this east of Perigord.
322. Rocky splits up from Tim & Reggie but still ends up getting a ride later on.-------------------------------0
That�s gotta be Grace Jones!
323. Reggie gets a queen bed from the Flea Bag Motel expecting some nooky from Rocky.-------------------0
Hotel Clerk has gotta get some AA. Here�s to you!
324. She gives Reggie a better treat � more handcuffs and a good night�s rest. No Jungle Fever tonight.-------0
325. Just when a sexual dream gets good for Reggie, Jody interferes. Ooooh, have some milk-----------------1
there Rocky? Jody is just a voyeur. Nice rear entry, Reggie.
326. Jody take Reggie into another dimension in Reggie�s mind. Looks green.---------------------------------0
327. Reggie & Jody see the Tall Man speaking to Michael � �Use your brain BOY!�--------------------------0
328. Jody uses his superpowers to break Michael out of his confinement. Hey it a blue-light special!-----------0
329. Jody, Mike, and Reggie all make it back through the doorway and Reggie gets balls enough to-----------0
shut it down on the Tall Man�s hands. Hey, only Arabian countries can use that sort of punishment.
330. But the Tall Man isn�t done. Seems he left some weird creatures behind. One ends up picking------------1
Reggie�s nose � the other attacks his leg � I betcha it�s in heat!
331. As the Reggie, Michael, and Jody head off into the night they get travelling partners � 3 corpses----------1
driving a hearse � �Hi.�
332. You know the face you make when somebody suggest a totally asinine idea to you? Now imagine-------0
Reggie�s face when Michael suggests a stay in the Mausoleum � Tall Man�s hideout.
333. As the 3 pace the Mausoleum, they find the latest advances in cryogenics, shrunken heads.--------------0
334. While others go to sleep Michael does a mind-meld session with Jody (posing as a sphere).--------------0
What are the secrets of them?
335. Reggie is enjoying his nap � something tells me that corpse is gonna give him more than some head!------0
336. Michael while looking into another world, sees the thousands of spheres populating-----------------------1
the ceiling. Tall Man finds Michael � �Welcome home BOY!�
337. Rocky is smashed into a piano by one of the corpses � seems she can play some Mozart.-----------------0
338. Rocky goes Cage Match with one of the female corpses � Rocky wins when the corpse can�t-------------0
survive the 50 foot drop � Mick Foley would be proud.
339. Tim is fighting his own bad guys and his sphere starts doing the twist�in a corpse�s head. Groovy!--------0
340. Rocky finds out the Tall Man�s weakness � cold stuff. She invents a new Olympic event-------------------0
� Javelin in the chest competition. I give her a 9.0 but the German judge will probably
take some points off for the style.
341. Female corpse trying to hold Rocky gets a hole in one � her head, after the Tall Man�s sphere-------------0
gives her a real headache.
342. Michael has been getting some surgery and finds one of the spheres in his head.----------------------------0
343. Need a plumber? Call 1-800-Reggie � he uses the latest in defense tactics, a toilet plunger----------------1
to catch the Tall Man�s sphere.
344. Tim, Reggie, and Rocky all fight with the sphere and get it dunked into the cold cryogenic freeze.----------0
�And still Heavyweight Champion�Reggie.�
345. Reggie says bye to Jody and Michael � they say �Don�t believe everything you see.�----------------------0
346. Rocky leave and gives him Reggie a hug. AAAAAH!----------------------------------------------------0
347. Reggie wants his gun back but something tells Tim, they�re not alone.------------------------------------0
348. Tim finds Reggie stuck to the wall, surrounded by spheres seconds away from killing him.-----------------0
Tall Man says �It�s never over.�
349. Tim is snatched through a mirror. THE END.------------------------------------------------------------0