MichaeljjJackson: wELL,HELLO THERE LITTLE BOY.....
gullablechild11: hello
MichaeljjJackson: mY NAME IS MICHAELJACKSON. I love KIDS, WHATS YOUR NAME?
gullablechild11: my name is nethaniel graden and im 6 years old and i live on 666 michaels pickup lane
gullablechild11: do you have candy?
MichaeljjJackson: oH YES I HAVE lots OF CANDY...
gullablechild11: GIVE ME SOME PLEASE
gullablechild11: now
gullablechild11: im hungry
gullablechild11: or else ill tell
MichaeljjJackson: aww but... i left it all back at my never never land ranch....would you like to come with me. ill give you lots of good candy there..
gullablechild11: YAY
gullablechild11: yes ill go with you!
gullablechild11: my mommy tells me not to but who cares shes stupid she doesnt know what candy tastes like
MichaeljjJackson: ok now hop into michaels van......and sit on my lap
gullablechild11: OK
MichaeljjJackson: upsy daysie
gullablechild11: i like sitting on peoples laps
gullablechild11: they bounce me up and down
MichaeljjJackson: ilike having little boyz on mylap...
MichaeljjJackson: i will bounce you!
MichaeljjJackson: up and down weeee
MichaeljjJackson: weeee
gullablechild11: really?????
gullablechild11: weeeee!!!!!!
MichaeljjJackson: weee
gullablechild11: wwwwweeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gullablechild11: fun fun!
MichaeljjJackson: heheheheheh weee he he
MichaeljjJackson: he he..weee
gullablechild11: wheres your farm?? im hungry
gullablechild11: wwweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
MichaeljjJackson: my RANCH is just upahead well be there soon
gullablechild11: yay
gullablechild11: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!1
MichaeljjJackson: weeeeeeee
MichaeljjJackson: hahaheheheh weeeeeee!
gullablechild11: OW OW
gullablechild11: why do you keep pinching my behind
gullablechild11: !!!
gullablechild11: ouch!!
MichaeljjJackson: oh im sorry i didnt mean to......
MichaeljjJackson: honest i dint
gullablechild11: oh ok
gullablechild11: say sorry
MichaeljjJackson: sorry
MichaeljjJackson: hug??
gullablechild11: ok!
MichaeljjJackson: awww...
MichaeljjJackson: you are warm
gullablechild11: (hugs)
MichaeljjJackson: *SQEEZES TIGHT*
gullablechild11: probobly cuz im angry cuz i havent had candy any time lately
MichaeljjJackson: ...were here!
MichaeljjJackson: candy time!!
gullablechild11: really??!?!?
gullablechild11: (jumps out of car and runs toward house)
MichaeljjJackson: yes follow me to the cany oo
MichaeljjJackson: DRIVER!!!!!!! get my umbrella!!!!!!!!!!!
MichaeljjJackson: driver: here you are sir
gullablechild11: weeeee!!!! candy yippee!!!!!
gullablechild11: wooooowhhhhhhhoooooo!!!!!
MichaeljjJackson: ok neithanial lets go....
gullablechild11: yay!
gullablechild11: why are we walking so SLOW?!
gullablechild11: why cant we RUN!?
MichaeljjJackson: because i have to be gental i just had sergery thats y im wereing this masy wile im out side
gullablechild11: whats a masy mr michael?????
MichaeljjJackson: a mask!!!!
gullablechild11: does it have to do with.. candy??
gullablechild11: OH!
gullablechild11: a mask so you can put candy in it!!
gullablechild11: ok!
MichaeljjJackson: yes...
MichaeljjJackson: ok ill hold the door for you
MichaeljjJackson: you stay our driver! take the car for a spinn
gullablechild11: ok :-D
MichaeljjJackson: run upstares ill meet u there with the caNdy!
gullablechild11: OK :-D
gullablechild11: (runs VERY fast for a little guy)
MichaeljjJackson: (goes to the kitchen and pus candy in his poket)))
MichaeljjJackson: ((goes upstairs with a big ol smile on his white ass face)))
gullablechild11: ((waits impatiently and wonder what the rubber things are next to his bed ))
MichaeljjJackson: (bursts through the door screaming)))here i am nathanial!!!
MichaeljjJackson: ((closes the door and locks it)))
gullablechild11: HI!
gullablechild11: wheres my darn candy!
gullablechild11: dont tell my mommy i used that word
MichaeljjJackson: HERE U GO...(((reaches into his pocked and pulles out a hand full of candy))) this whole exsperieance can be our little secret
gullablechild11: ok :-D
MichaeljjJackson: now sit on my bed and injoy that candy
MichaeljjJackson: will you?
gullablechild11: i will!
MichaeljjJackson: you love me right?
gullablechild11: oF cours ei do!
MichaeljjJackson: ((sits on the bed scooting closer to nathanial))
MichaeljjJackson: good candy??
gullablechild11: VERY GOOD...
MichaeljjJackson: awwww..haha..wwww thats great im glad u like it
gullablechild11: (monching it down like a horse)
MichaeljjJackson: now if you love me youll take of that t shirt and let me wash it for you cuz it had chacolate all over it!]
gullablechild11: ok mr michael jackson (strips)
MichaeljjJackson: ((smilesand puts his hand on nethanials thy))
MichaeljjJackson: ((and smiles bluntly)))
gullablechild11: mmmmm candy sure is good.....
MichaeljjJackson: (((moves hand up thy genly)))
gullablechild11: HEY YOUR CLOSE TO MY DINGALING!
MichaeljjJackson: hahahah.. yes i am nathanial...does that upsett you?
gullablechild11: no not at all.... :-[
MichaeljjJackson: (((grabs a hold of nathanials "dingaling")))
MichaeljjJackson: i gotcha!!
gullablechild11: you make me wanna go pee
MichaeljjJackson: so pee...pee all over me if you like nathanial
MichaeljjJackson: i like boyz urine
gullablechild11: OK. (pisses everywehre)
gullablechild11: me too
gullablechild11: i drank it one time
gullablechild11: well that was my dogs though
MichaeljjJackson: oh yes!!! OH PEE FORMENATHanial!
MichaeljjJackson: peefor me1
gullablechild11: i am!
MichaeljjJackson: aww..you all done?
gullablechild11: do you have any more candy???
MichaeljjJackson: oh yea tons..reach into my pocket and get some...
gullablechild11: ok
gullablechild11: (reaches in_
gullablechild11: hey!.. your dingaling is bigger then mine!
gullablechild11: how come?
MichaeljjJackson: because hun,, i got coligyn implants from dr.luvmeraw
gullablechild11: i wish my dingaling was that big
gullablechild11: mine is 2 inches
gullablechild11: i counted
MichaeljjJackson: thats ok,allthat matters is that u have a big ding-a-ling...on the inside!
gullablechild11: really?????
MichaeljjJackson: yes i can help you have a big ding-a-ling on the inside too....
gullablechild11: how many inches is your dingaling?????? do you have a girlfriend???? do you like candy???? how old are you????/ do you like chocolate??? wheres my shirt at????
gullablechild11: do cats eat ice cream??????
MichaeljjJackson: ((laughs hisaricly sissyish)) well you can have he answer to allof those questions if you dosomething for me..
gullablechild11: what?
MichaeljjJackson: lie down nathanial.....
gullablechild11: ok
MichaeljjJackson: now flip over on ur tumm tumm
gullablechild11: ok i am
gullablechild11: im ready
gullablechild11: what do i have to do?
MichaeljjJackson: im gonna spank you,but not hard
gullablechild11: ok
gullablechild11: what for?
MichaeljjJackson: cuz youve been naughty....
MichaeljjJackson: he he
gullablechild11: i know
gullablechild11: hehe
MichaeljjJackson: "smack" he he
gullablechild11: that didnt hurt at ALL!!!!
gullablechild11: he he
MichaeljjJackson: ((smacks nathanials azz really hard)) HEE HEEHEHEH HAAHHAHEEHE OH YEA NATHANIAL HEHEH HAHA!!
gullablechild11: OW OW OW!!!!
gullablechild11: MY ass is red!
gullablechild11: WOOPS!
gullablechild11: IM NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT WORD!!!!!
gullablechild11: you wont tell will you?
gullablechild11: do i need more spankings>
gullablechild11: do you have soda?
MichaeljjJackson: no soda nowthings are just warmedupnathanial
MichaeljjJackson: ))]continus smacking)
MichaeljjJackson: smack smack
gullablechild11: YOU MUST HAVE SODA!
gullablechild11: OW OW OW OW OW WO!!!
gullablechild11: (starts screaming)
gullablechild11: OW THATS TOO HARD!
gullablechild11: TOO HARD!
MichaeljjJackson: OH YESDAADY WANTS IT HARD
MichaeljjJackson: YES ((smack!!)
gullablechild11: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gullablechild11: hard!
gullablechild11: it hurts
gullablechild11: its red
gullablechild11: no soda?
gullablechild11: u suck!
MichaeljjJackson: OH NO MY NOSE!!!!(((( NOSE FALLES INTO NATHANIALS HANDS)))
gullablechild11: HEY!
gullablechild11: *SCREAMS*
MichaeljjJackson: ITS OK NATHANIEL(((MICHEALSTARES AT NATHANIA WITH HIS ALIEAN LIKE SCAREY MONSTEROUS NOSELESS FACE)))
gullablechild11: ((nethaniel SLOWLY hands michael his nose back))
gullablechild11: your really serious you dont have any soda?
MichaeljjJackson: OK NATHANIAL ILL GET U A SODA...((MICHEAL'S DING-A-LING FALLES FROM HIS PANT LEG ASS HE GETS UP))
MichaeljjJackson: ahhh
gullablechild11: what?
MichaeljjJackson: MY DICK!
gullablechild11: HEY!
gullablechild11: your penis!!!!! ITS REALLY BIG!
gullablechild11: like 2000000000000000 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MichaeljjJackson: OH..*SIGES IN RELIFE*IT WAS ONLY MY FAKE DICKHE HE
gullablechild11: oh he he
MichaeljjJackson: ILL GET THAT SODA NOW...(((AS HE STEPS HIS ACCUAL DICK FALLS OUT OF HIS PANTLEG..BLOOD DRIPS EVERYWHERE))
gullablechild11: hey cool!
gullablechild11: blood!!!!!!
MichaeljjJackson: MICHEALFRANTICLY REACHESFOR HISDING-A-LING AS HE DOES HIS WIG FALLS OFF)))
gullablechild11: WHY IS EVERYTHINg OFF OF YOU MICHAEL?!!
MichaeljjJackson: DONT WORRY nathanialits just...((micheals jaw falles to the ground)))
gullablechild11: man
gullablechild11: now you cant rape me huh?
gullablechild11: do you have any more candy?
gullablechild11: do you have cake?
gullablechild11: why cant you talk?
gullablechild11: whats wrong?
gullablechild11: do you still have a tummy?>
gullablechild11: can you lay down like me?
gullablechild11: whers my mom?
gullablechild11: wheres my sister?
MichaeljjJackson: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(( michaelsscreams and cries running down the hallway and out the door))))
MichaeljjJackson: blood trailing behind
gullablechild11: ...nethaniel sits.....
gullablechild11: looks at the rubber package next to the bed..
gullablechild11: it reads "tRojan condoms" "16 inches" "for longer lasting pleasure"
gullablechild11: opens packet, and puts it on his finger
gullablechild11: HEY MICHAEL!!!!!!!!! he yells I FOUND SOMETHING KOOL!!!!!!!!
MichaeljjJackson: (((micheal is being arrested just outside
gullablechild11: hey!!!! you!!!! dont touch him! he gave me candy!!!!
MichaeljjJackson: ahhh no i sweari didnt touch him..on perpuos
MichaeljjJackson: it was consentual!!ooowww!!
gullablechild11: (starts throwing grass at the officers )) ((doesnt seem to help much))
gullablechild11: ((suddenly forgets about him and runs inside for the soda hes wanted))
MichaeljjJackson: (((the copsthrow michael in the car and pull away speedaly)))
MichaeljjJackson: i love you nathanial !!! he screams as they pull out of never neverland ranch.
gullablechild11: I LOVE YOUR CANDY!!!!!!
gullablechild11: nethaniel screams after him
gullablechild11: he starts crying
MichaeljjJackson: :-*THE END:-*
gullablechild11: :-*THE END:-*
gullablechild11: lol
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