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| President Bush spoke admirably about Professor Faggot Q. Boredom's Lame-U-Cational Cocksuckery at a rally Thursday evening. "If it wern't for peoples like Faggot," said the President, "our childs would not be recivied the quality, compassionate education they deserves in America. As an American, I apploud Faggot and all his supporters. Every two child did. I will." |
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| Satisfied customers Jim Bob and Shirley Bruno say that without our help, their son Cletus (not pictured) would never have been able to land his managerial-track position with Montgomery County. He is currently a waste-receptical collection technician, and expects to be promoted to assistant sanitation engineer within five years. Good Luck, Cletus!!!!!! |
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| Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu refused to allow influx of Professor Faggot Q. Boredom's Lame-U-Cational Cocksuckery into his country. Shortly after Radio Free Europe began broadcasting news of the tremendous success of the Cocksuckery in the international community in 1989, Romanian peasants arose and toppled Ceausescu's regime. Ceausescu, seen here after the coup, was unavailable for comment. |
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