 1. "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod) 2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old) 3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up" 4. "Procrastinate Now." 5. "My Wild Oats has turned to Shredded Wheat." 6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone." 7. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?" 8. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size shirt) 9. "They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken." 10. "Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog." 11. "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on." 
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