"Photographer, bilisan mo... masakit na ang... naiipit na ang..." 

"Thank Heavens! Your camera didn't caught my hand scratching off my butt! Good work, Man!"

"Hey, I got creeps on cameras! See?"

"Tinatamad na kong ngumiti nang labas ipin... saka mahal ang fee kapag lumabas pa dimple ko, sige ka!"

"I don't understand... why does she have to slap the magazine on me when it's not in the script?!"

"Huh?! I can't believe it! She stole a kiss from me! I think I need to call the police!" 

"Bili na kayo... mga suki! Huh! Ang hirap talagang kumita ng pera..."

"Drink Moderately. *hik*... *hik*..."

"Anong sey nyo? Picture na pinicturan pa... nakapose pa yung picture ko nung pinicturan...hehe..."

"Do I look so cute now?"

"Arrrffff!!!! Something's tickling my butt!!!"

"Twey Poo Chee... I'm not in the mood to pose..."

"Whatta lucky day! Now, my pants were ripped open!"

"Try this soy sauce and you'll taste like... wait a minute... am I supposed to model Pepsi, and not a soy sauce?"

"Huh?! Did she ran away because of my hair? Or my eyes???"

"Giniginaw ako Ayi... come here and give me a hug..." 

"Wala lang.. Ang kati lang ng paa ko..."

"Sinabi ng tinatamad akong pumose eh! Ayoko nga eh! Sawa ka na ba sa buhay mo? Sinabi ng... sige na nga!"

Whose Jerry Is This? (4 in love's tug war!)

Windie: "Jerry's mine... mine... mine..."

Rainie: "I object! Coz he's mine, mine, mine! (leans on Jerry's arms) Hmmm... Ken wouldn't be angry, would he?"

Sunnie: "Hahaha... Shut the hell up, you two! Coz I'll be taking home Jerry after this photo shoot... (snatches Jerry's bu-- waist!) Hihihi... quite stuffed! I mean, trim..."

Cloudie: "Hello? Are you girls dreaming? He's mine- heart and soul... in fact, I'm planning to threaten him with a gun and drag him to elope with me this evening..."

Jerry: "Girls, I have a good idea, why don't you all jump down that tall building at the back and whoever comes out alive, I'll marry right away!"

All the girls: "Call!!!"

Jerry: (grins) "This is going to be so much fun!"

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His draggy and hungry pose...

"Can I have a 10-meal dinner after this? Oh, no, make it 11... 12, final... but hmmm..."

His hygienic pose...

His BEST pose in the book...

"Whoa! I gotta be paid huge for this! My pants went rip open again! How many pants shall I get to rip in every photo shoot? And hey, I've been posing like this for about an hour, still they couldn't find the right angle! Oh God, help me get through this! "

His seating on a poopie pose...

"Darn, I think I sat on something wet, soft and muddy... huh?! M-My dog pooped here just a while ago... oh boy, I'll get back at you later! I'm gonna poop on your bed too! Just you wait, buddy, just you wait!"

His reading pose...

"I'm quite adventurous, including in reading... wait, it's a... it's a porno- This isn't what I mean when I said adventurous! This isn't what I'm supposed to be reading... now!!? But... maybe later..."

His sneaking pose...

"Wohow! My neighbors were fighting again... the woman raised up a gun and pulled it's trigger 1-2-3-4 times! While the man, lifted up a dynamite and threw it to the woman and... BUMM! Oh it's fun living here, everyday I get to hear loud explosions... quite exciting I'm even planning to join them one of these days..."

His envious pose...

"I wish I could have such a sweet-scented,  bouncy blonde hair like my dog... Is there a meteor falling right now?"

His Doggy pose...

"Hey, do you really think you're the only one who could do such a pose?! I can do it even better... see? Now, tell me, who's the dog now?"

His intimidated pose

"God! Look at my opponents! They all look so strong and high-speed racers and I'm of no doubt I'd  be pitilessly beaten. And they're looking at me now, underrating my knack.. gee, i felt so intimidated, I guess I should back out or I'll just suffer from a sure lose..."

His Nursery Rhyming pose   

"Mini-Mini-My- Ni-Mo... Do I have to quit? Do I have to go? Mother, Father, I- Love-You... "

His Ripping pose

"You mean, I'm gonna do the splitting here? For another ripped pants? Why do you always seem to want to see my pants went rip open? We're you really waiting for something to come out? I mean, something as such a good shot to come out from your camera... "

His having some snack pose

"Darn! I never thought for a second that shirts taste great all the while! Why, I just discovered a new snack! Yummy..."

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 Jerry's Revenge... HEHE!

"Barbie, take this revenge for dissing me out in public! Gggghhh! Suffer the pain... I promise I'll draw blood on your face! Haha!!!"

"You pathetic lame! I mean, handsome hunky, I was just kidding... you know... Ouuchhh! Take that- @%#!$% hands off me!!!"

 Jerry's Revenge Part 2

"Oh, are you here to pinch my cheeks to numbness again? Huh?"

"No, I'm here to let you pinch my chest to soreness! Hehe.. and you're doing it now in fact..."

"Huh?! I-I didn't mean to do that... I... I was..." (But still doing it)

"Stop churning, ok? And stop pinching my muscles NOW if you really don't mean doing it..."

(gets back her hand with reddening cheeks) "Then what are you really up to?"

"Well, I guess what I've done to you yesterday isn't right... you know pinching your cheeks to pain...that was a big mistake, I admit"

"What? Are you saying that you're s-sorry?"

"Of course not, I shouldn't have pinch you on the cheeks, I should have pinch you on the nose instead! I'm such a big fool, ain't I?"

"HUH???!!!" (frightened)

"Run for your life, Shan Cai!"

To Hug or to Kill?

"Hush, Barbie... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to broke your nose, I only meant to kill you that's all! Oh God, what have I done? I'm really sorry, how can I make up to this? Tell me..." .

"Huhuhu... Well then, let's make things even... just let me broke your nose too... (PVO-then I would say... I'm sorry Jerry, I didn't mean 2 kill you, I only intend to break your nose... hehehe...) 

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