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Victor was a student wizard at the Unseen University until he encountered the Clickies - the discworld�s version of the movies. He then went to Holy Wood and became a Clickies star, playing romantic and dashing heroes along with costar Ginger. He saved Ankh-Morpork from the creatures from the dungeon dimensions, and managed to close the opening for the idea that attracted them in the first place. |
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I wouldn't be so alone |
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The they knew my name in every home |
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Kevin Spacey would call on the phone |
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But I'd be too busy |
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Come back to the old five and dime |
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Cameron Diaz give me a sign |
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I'd make you smile all the time |
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Your conversation would compliment mine |
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I will talk and Hollywood will listen |
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See them bow and my every word |
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Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing |
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Doesn't that seem a little absurd |
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Bow at my every word |
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Buy up the rights to my book |
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Live on a ranch from what the box office took |
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I'll go and visit the set |
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They'll call me their savior |
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All other people will scorn the celebrity who (?) |
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Lives on the moon |
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But, I'll be back home in June |
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To promote the sequel |
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I will talk and Hollywood will listen |
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See them bow and my every word |
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Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing |
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Doesn't that seem a little absurd |
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Bow at my every word |
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Victor Tugelbend |
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He appears in one book: |
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Victor�s theme is I Will Talk And Hollywood Will Listen by Robbie Williams: |