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Leonard of Quirm is a genius inventor and painter. He painted the famous Monna Ogg, and invented many useful things like the Going�Under�The�Water�Safely Device (he is not very good with names). The only problem is that he is as innocent as a child that will light any fuse just to see what kind of bang it makes. Lord Vetinary, the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, has arranged a workshop for him hidden in the palace. There, safe from the outside world and with adequate supply of materials and food, he works on his paintings and inventions in peace.

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

And our friends are all on board
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play

We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue and sea of green
In our yellow submarine.

We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Leonard de Quirm

He appears in the following books:

Leonard�s theme is Yellow Submarine by the Beatles:

The picture is by Paul Kidby with his permission.

Men At Arms

Jingo

The Last Hero
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