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Ankh-Morpork and Klatch are going to war over a small island that appeared in the middle of the circle sea. The City Watch tries to stop it, but they�ve got their hands full with the stuck-up nobility of Ankh-Morpork. The worst of them is Lord Rust, who sends the Ankh-Morpork regiments to war without training or provisions. This song is the best fit. |
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A vacation in the foreign land |
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Uncle Sam does the best he can |
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You're in the army now |
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Oh, oh you're in the army - now |
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Now you remember what the draft man said |
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Nothing to do all day but stay in bed |
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You're in the army now |
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Oh, oh you're in the army - now |
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You'll be a hero of the neighbourhood |
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Nobody knows that you left for good |
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You're in the army now |
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Oh, oh you're in the army - now |
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Smiling faces on the way to 'Nam |
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But once you get there no one gives a damn |
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You're in the army now |
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Oh, oh you're in the army - now |
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Shots ring out in the dead of night |
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The sergeant calls : "Stand up and fight!" |
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You're in the army now |
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Oh, oh you're in the army - now |
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You've got your orders to shoot on sight |
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your finger's on the trigger but it don't seem right |
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You're in the army now |
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Oh, oh you're in the army - now |
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Night is falling and you just can't see |
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Is this illusion or reality |
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You're in the army now |
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Oh, oh you're in the army - now |
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Jingo |
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Jingo�s theme is In The Army Now by Status Quo: |