Weird, Strange, and All out Obscure Spells!

Bed Sleep
Puts a bed to sleep which is not possible, since beds are inanimate objects.
The bed in the bed,
The bed in the bed,
Heigh ho the dairy'o
The bed drinks milk before going to bed.
 
Cat Rape

Allows you to scare off people (must be in a fish market!)

We went to the fish market, and raped the cat,
Yes, we raped the cat, raped the cat,
We went to a fish market, can you imagine that?
Then we went and raped the cat, raped the cat!
 
C.C.I.B (Cat Caught in a Blender) Makes bits of severed cat rain down.

We all know "It's raining cats and dogs",
But what about hogs, or frogs?
Or why not just make it something to remember,
Make it rain cats, caught in a blender!

 

Concubator

The only way to break the Confuzzlement spell.

One plus two equals three,
Three plus two equals one,
One plus three divides to two,
But one more makes a ton.
So therefore if I were you,
But you weren't me,
Then we would simply be,
Nobody.

 
Confuzzlement Confuses the enemy.
If I were you,
And you were me,
And me was he,
But were he her,
And she was me,
Then I'd be you,
But you wouldn't be me?!
 
Croup Makes your enemy unable to speak
Croup, I casteth thee,
Make mine enemy's larynx die,
Make them sound like a seal,
For I am he who is sly,
And their voice I shall steal!
 
Decieving Wings Make a pair of REAL bison wings appear before you.

Buffalo wings, thou dost decieve me,
Thou art not truly bison,
Thou art not what thou art truly,
For thou art truly wings of chicken!
O' mistaken, woe begotten be I,
If there be a heaven in the sky,
Send me down some real buffalo,
And to this chicken away I will throw!

 
Fart Sleep Allows you to fart before you go to bed (you must drink a glass of milk to do cast this spell!)
I fart before I go to bed,
I fart before I go to bed,
I drink a glass of milk,
And then I fart on ____
(Fill in with name of person whom's head you fart on)'s head!
 
Fartsiclicious Causes the enemy to have major flatulance.
Beans, beans, the magical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot,
But freezing that fart will make it fun,
It will be a fartsicle, (mind the horrible pun!)
 
Hard-Boiled Makes the enemy tell really bad egg jokes/puns!
If eggs are eggactly eggagerated,
And eggciting eggs are oft' broiled,
Then eggciting, eggagerated eggs,
Must, most definitely, be hard-boiled!
 
Hedgehog Liver Improves the user's studies/learning abilities.
With this roasted hedgehog liver I do eat,
A Morrocan child I am,
But believe me, though this may not be the best meat,
It sure tastes a lot better than "Spam"!
 
Latin Bubble gum Makes the enemy only able to speak Latin.
Labra lege, a beo!
Me ineptum, maducabulla,
Radicus comes, vero!
Quid fit? Nolo modo!

(Read my lips, I'm out of here!
Silly me, bubble gum,
Really rad dude, really!
What's happening? No way!)
 
Magick Apples Gives an apple the power to cure illness (this spell stems from the ancient Roman proverb.)
An apple a day,
Keeps the doctor away!
 
Mexican Food Makes Mexican Food rain down onto the enemy.
Avocado, makes guacamole,
El Gaspatcho, et tamale!!
 
Name Game Makes the enemy confused, and only able to repeat people's names (based off the Greek word, Onyma, which means "Name".)
Acronym, aptronym, antonym,
Capitonym, charactonym, eponym,
Heteronym, homynym, psuedonym,
Synonym, Toponym, Pandamoniumym!
 
Nothingnesssesssesses Does absoloutely, certifiably, to the extent of, and furthermore, therfore proceeding to do, nothing.
Nothing is as nothing does,
But something gives when you wear gloves,
Gloves worn give you something,
But do absolutley nothing.
 
Octopie Kills any octopus in the area.

I love to eat octopie,
On bread that is rye,
Or perhaps I'll try,
Eating it in July,
In a pig sty!

 
Pizza Martini Changes the toppings on a type of food.
Queen Martini- err.. Margharita of Italy,
Had the first pizza ever,
Garnished with the colours of her coutry,
Red white and green they were,
Green basil, red tomatoes and white cheese,
Oh Prince- err.. Queen Marti- Margharita, please change toppings for me!
 
Politically Correct (P.C. Spell)

Makes a person Politically Correct.

If "blacks" are "native-Americans",
And "eskimos" are "Inuit",
Then saying them wrong would be sins,
And therefore out with it!
   
 

 

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