Weird, Strange, and All out Obscure Spells!
| Bed Sleep |
Puts a bed to sleep which is not possible, since beds are inanimate objects. | |
| The bed in the bed, The bed in the bed, Heigh ho the dairy'o The bed drinks milk before going to bed. |
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| Cat Rape |
Allows you to scare off people (must be in a fish market!) |
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| We went to the fish market, and raped the
cat, Yes, we raped the cat, raped the cat, We went to a fish market, can you imagine that? Then we went and raped the cat, raped the cat! |
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| C.C.I.B (Cat Caught in a Blender) | Makes bits of severed cat rain down. | |
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We all know "It's raining cats and
dogs", |
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Concubator |
The only way to break the Confuzzlement spell. | |
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One plus two equals three, |
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| Confuzzlement | Confuses the enemy. | |
| If I were you, And you were me, And me was he, But were he her, And she was me, Then I'd be you, But you wouldn't be me?! |
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| Croup | Makes your enemy unable to speak | |
| Croup, I casteth thee, Make mine enemy's larynx die, Make them sound like a seal, For I am he who is sly, And their voice I shall steal! |
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| Decieving Wings | Make a pair of REAL bison wings appear before you. | |
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Buffalo wings, thou dost decieve me, |
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| Fart Sleep | Allows you to fart before you go to bed (you must drink a glass of milk to do cast this spell!) | |
| I fart before I go to bed, I fart before I go to bed, I drink a glass of milk, And then I fart on ____ (Fill in with name of person whom's head you fart on)'s head! |
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| Fartsiclicious | Causes the enemy to have major flatulance. | |
| Beans, beans, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, But freezing that fart will make it fun, It will be a fartsicle, (mind the horrible pun!) |
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| Hard-Boiled | Makes the enemy tell really bad egg jokes/puns! | |
| If eggs are eggactly eggagerated, And eggciting eggs are oft' broiled, Then eggciting, eggagerated eggs, Must, most definitely, be hard-boiled! |
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| Hedgehog Liver | Improves the user's studies/learning abilities. | |
| With this roasted hedgehog liver I do eat, A Morrocan child I am, But believe me, though this may not be the best meat, It sure tastes a lot better than "Spam"! |
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| Latin Bubble gum | Makes the enemy only able to speak Latin. | |
| Labra lege, a beo! Me ineptum, maducabulla, Radicus comes, vero! Quid fit? Nolo modo! (Read my lips, I'm out of here! Silly me, bubble gum, Really rad dude, really! What's happening? No way!) |
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| Magick Apples | Gives an apple the power to cure illness (this spell stems from the ancient Roman proverb.) | |
| An apple a day, Keeps the doctor away! |
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| Mexican Food | Makes Mexican Food rain down onto the enemy. | |
| Avocado, makes guacamole, El Gaspatcho, et tamale!! |
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| Name Game | Makes the enemy confused, and only able to repeat people's names (based off the Greek word, Onyma, which means "Name".) | |
| Acronym, aptronym, antonym, Capitonym, charactonym, eponym, Heteronym, homynym, psuedonym, Synonym, Toponym, Pandamoniumym! |
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| Nothingnesssesssesses | Does absoloutely, certifiably, to the extent of, and furthermore, therfore proceeding to do, nothing. | |
| Nothing is as nothing does, But something gives when you wear gloves, Gloves worn give you something, But do absolutley nothing. |
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| Octopie | Kills any octopus in the area. | |
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I love to eat octopie, |
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| Pizza Martini | Changes the toppings on a type of food. | |
| Queen Martini- err.. Margharita
of Italy, Had the first pizza ever, Garnished with the colours of her coutry, Red white and green they were, Green basil, red tomatoes and white cheese, Oh Prince- err.. Queen Marti- Margharita, please change toppings for me! |
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| Politically Correct (P.C. Spell) |
Makes a person Politically Correct. |
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| If "blacks" are "native-Americans", And "eskimos" are "Inuit", Then saying them wrong would be sins, And therefore out with it! |
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