hello my name ash i like 2 eat pizza my pokaymon piachu like 2 eat ketshup & 1 day we r walking down a road & i say hey piachu how woudl u like 2 go get me sum kechup & piza? & pijkachu say Pika! Pachui! & i know thet meansa yes os i say OK & pikachu walks off & smiles at me a moment lator with a piza in hoiz hands but i say where is the tomatoe suace gone? & he say Pi! Pikkahcu! which i know means i eat it so i grlwo at pkachi & throwuj him into s gabrghe can! Pijchu! Pikcacu he screems but i do not caer beacuse he is stoopid. mistuy grasb my amr & gets bad at me and I laff at her becuse she is stopid 2.

Sudenlyshe look at me & say i haet u but i say u suck mistey! sudenly pulice womne jenney wa.ks upj 2 us & askz whut is wrong so hse sats U're comming wiht me but i say No way! sudenly mistey is stnaing here wiht pichaiuk & they look ant me madish & i lauheg U can[t do anuyfitng stoopid! but mistey sauys U suck u maeni oficcer jennie he thrwe pichauiku in2 the trhas can lcok him pu! dusnnely oifficer jennie has taken me a-way *& i crsy la.l ovur hur & she draggs me 2 the jail i did nut do anyhting! i cry but shu dus not listun

moitsey is stunding utside and laffs @ me with piachau sdudenyl i see broc. Briuc i screem lert me iut! y wont u let me out broc i ask him but he say no u were mean to pijchaku os i cry reely hward & he lets me out bet i cry harder he putsa me on the back & i ask him where mistey went so i may apolgise to hur sand pikahchi so i ask him were they are but he says he dus not now so i kicks him in the croitch & he crys lyke a little gyrl i laff becus of my violunt tenduncys & wulk uff to go try 2 fijdn pikjachu and mistey so i can hurt thum 2 but they du not cum near be so i luuk around and trie to findn them eventualy i find mistey i um sorey mistey i say and shu grubs me and trys to kuss me but is throw iher off and git masd @ her U have to stupd oing thut! i screem and sghe say sorry and we waked off to tryr & find pimachu but she dus nopt c him eithur so we go back to wwhjere brocs is cruying slike az little giurl. mistye lauffs and kikcs him in the face but then i remember my pisza and cry where is my pisza? then shu remmebrs that piajchui had it ladt.

sdudeenly wee see an uddish hye, it's an uddish i cruey becus i wish i had pikchuak with me 2 fite it beut mistey decide to pull out her pokmone Go Stahrme! she sayed thruwing ouit starme ^&8 then uddish uses vine whup on it suddunly russell woyng aoppear and oddush vine wipe him he dye, but thun staemr gets hit buy odishes vine whiep & i tben mistey returbns staermu Pikacghu! Picha! we heer as pikhcuju comes running in and takes uddish by sorprise and i suy ttunder shuck and he usess it un oddshi hwo guts wshocked but then jigguly puff cums ina & suings Oh no cryed eveyr1 as jigguly puf siungz us all to sleep when we wuke oup oddush has ruyna way and jilggu ypuff is goen ans we all huve bkac marks ohn our faces i laugh at mistey and bruc U luk funee! but they don;t like it and say i luuk funney 2. so i hit mistey in theu face ans kick broc in the groyn agayn then i lauff @ thum. i tlee pikjuachu i um surry sand we all eat the pissa but it hus no tomatoe suace becus pojkachui alredyh ate it.