Squall / Forrest Jokes

By Inuki **Ookami**

Yes. I know. Some of these jokes are weird, some are disgusting. Some are downright strange and even racist/sexist/etc., but only in good humour! .
Thank-you! Thank-you all!

Joke: Mama always said, Squall is like a box of chocolate covered nuts,
Conclusion: It takes more than one nut to make a fruit-cake!
(Get it? Forrest? Forrest Gump? What a baaad joke on my part!)

Joke: Squall walked into a bar, wanting to get drunk quick. He entered holding his sore ass. As he sat down he cried out in pain, the man next to him asked
"What happened? You sit on a tack man?"
Conclusion: "No, I sat on my significant other!" Squall replied.

Joke: Squall comes upon a homeless man in the street. Squall offers to pay him for sex, and the man, being very poor, agrees. While having sex the man really dislikes it, so afterwards he tells Squall he can't do it again, due to the fact that he has a wife who is a big movie-maker and is about to make a ton of money on her latest film! Squall gets suspicious, and asks the homeless man her name "Uum.. err.. her name is.. Bythee.. errm. Yes! Bythee Waye!". A few days later a jealous Squall decideds to look her up in the phone book hoping to find her number. He does, and phones her up, thinking that if he tells her that her husband cheated on her with him that she might get rid of him, and then Squall would have the man all to himself.
Conclusion: A few hours later a woman named Bythee Waye comes home from work, finding a message on her answering machine. When she hears the message she drops everything she is doing in shock, this is the message she hears; "By the way you have a really sexy bum!"

Got any good Squall Jokes? Send 'em in to me at: [email protected]!