Satan, Lucifer, Hades, Death, whatever way you have of saying that name it all leads to one thing. But who is Satan? This is my view. Everybody seems to think that Satan's colour is red or black. Red? Why, because of blood? What a load of rubbish. Because of fire? Fire is orange red and yellow! In fact, some fires are blue or pink! So here's my theory on the colour of Satan. Yellow. It's perfect, and completely unexpected! Yellow is the colour of Lucifer because it is the colour of smiley faces! People always draw cute little smiley faces, completely unassuming anything terrible could happen. Poor fools. If they only knew the terrible dreaded truth! Yellow is the colour of the Devil! When people wear yellow they are just asking for the Devil to take over their body and steal their souls! B'whahaha! Erm, sorry. Told you I get a little hyper. Anyhow, if you look below people who believe in Satanism's best thing in life is when they are dead! (Get the bad joke there?) It's that they get a golden grave-stone! It's yellow! He he, just like the one blow! (Just joking! In case you hadn't noticed, this entire thing is pretty much a big joke, he he, I'm not really serious!)

The six lap run. Ahh, yes. The six lap run is something I have to do in my school. Three times each year (our school runs on a trimester system, every term we have a six lap run along with various fitness testing.) The six lap run is three times a year. Right? That's three sixes? So? What am I getting at, you may ask. Well, I would respond, what is the number of the devil? 666! Three sixes! That's the six lap run! Three times a year, six laps! Three sixes! Get it yet? Okay. That's about all for my Satan rants. Uum.. unless I make up some more stuff for fun. Did you know that snapping is the sound and motion of the Devil? "Why" you may ask, my simple response is that I have realized that I can't snap, no matter how I try. Therefore, snapping is the sound of the devil, to make a long story short- just don't snap! Actually, this is a pretty good page, neh? It only took me a few minutes to do, and I kinda like the graphics. He he. Satan! B'whaha! Oh 7ah. there's more! Here. Click the big demonic monster guy below to check out the truth of the Devil!

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