By the Circus Tent I sat,
in the sunlights first depletion,
while eating away at the ozone layer, each day...
And In the twilight's last fleeting,
Moments of desperation,
I cried out ''My name is Gonzalez Wongsasaputra Bobo!''
and with that the land of the freeeee..
and the home of the brave..
shall not be my grave...

I, Gonzalez, Wongsasputra, Bobo swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!