Top Ten Reasons You Might Be Becoming Inuki **Ookami**

10. You find out that you are really a two-hundred year old wolf trapped in a human body.
9. You keep appearing when people summon you through a blade often mentioned as the "Blade of Hope (BoH)".
8. People call you arrogant, cruel, and cold-hearted.
7. You realize you have killed about a hundred people.
6. You find yourself craving power in marble form.
5. You often find that you want to kill your friends.
4. You often find yourself saying "I have no friends." "Hnnh." or "Bahumbug."
3. You can relate yourself to the grumpy old man that lives next door.
2. You have a strange feeling towards vampires of distrust.

and the top reason is:
1. You have a dream in which everyone is pretty much afraid of you, except some crazy vampire that keeps screaming strange things at you, and a monkey with it's head chopped off, representing absoloutely nothing at all keeps running around whacking mexican jumping beans with it's tail. Then you realize that you have been travelling with a girl that was once a guy, and also happens to be a vampire-ghost, and to top it all off you are also journeying alongside two cats which she carries in her bag. You assume she must be the crazy cat lady, that runs around throwing cats at people in all of your other dreams, but then realize that in fact she isn't, but rather bares resemblance to someone from one of your basic video games. Then you wake up, and realize that your name is really Inuki, and it was just another strange, strange fabrication.

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