Top Ten Reasons You Might Be Becoming Brent (Blonde Haired Teenager)

10. People call you "Preservative Boy" and you still haven't quite figured out why.
9. You keep biting your own lips and tongue with your extended canines.
8. You have a strange urge to drink blood.
7. You have a strange urge to date wolves.
6. You realize you have no blood.
5. Your skin is pale white, and you haven't been doing Kabuki Theatre.
4. You enjoy the company of those more annoying than yourself.
3. You realize you can't see your reflection in the mirror.
2. You run down the street chasing after guys screaming "Inuki! Wait! I love you!"

and the top reason is:
1. You're madly in love with an Ookami that hates you.

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