| The Daily Prophet |
| Letters and Complaints |
| Dear Ministry and the Daily Prophet, I have been disrupted by my neighbor, who bewitches his garden furniture. He has made large amounts of noises while doing so and his need to bewitch garden furniture has come to the conclusion in which he takes the furniture from my garden and bewitches it. When I sat on my chair out in the garden, it grabbed me and nearly choked me. Thankfully, I had company over and they performed a spell in which to stop the chair from choking me. Please do something about this man. Sincerely, Ethelbald Mordaunt 45132 Hogsmeade Lane, Hogsmeade |
| "Gripe with Gringotts Bank" |
| Dear Ministry and the Daily Prophet, It has come to my attention that Gringotts has been using Sphinxes as guards. This, however, is not necessary. Someone may get killed or injured because they do not know the answer to the Sphinxes riddle. All they should need is the touch of a Goblin's living nail and/or a key instead of having to cope with the Sphinxes. Please do something about this. Sincerely, Disturbed Mr. 34525 Dewy Street, Hogsmeade |
| "Gobstones Tournament Overlooked" |
| Dear Daily Prophet, The folks working with the Gobstones tournament comittee are partially disappointed that the Daily Prophet does not think of Gobstones as a sport and does not cover Gobstones events enough. There are many people out in the Wizarding World who appreciate Gobstones and want to hear more about it. Will you finally cover Gobstones events and place them in the Sports Section alongside with the Quidditch Teams? Sincerely, The Gobstones Tournament Commitee Located at 51223 Mason Blvd Lane, Diagon Alley |