| The Daily Prophet |
| "Muggles Not As Stupid As We Think, Says Ministry Report" |
| Report tells us that Muggles notice things like "crop circles," which are really entries in the Annual International Wizard Gardening Competition's contorting cereals division, and UFOs, which are really escaped Quaffles. It mentions the fact that Hagrid has offered the Hogwarts Lake for relocating the Loch Ness Monster. Full paragraph on page 4. |
| Cost to Order the Daily Prophet: 7 Knuts |
| FACULTY WANDS RECALLED |
| A warning from the "Department of Magical Equipment Control" about a shady street peddler in Diagon Alley named "Honest Willy Wagstaff." That department doesn't exist as we know the Ministry to be organized, but at the time, the people didn't know enough about the Ministry as they should have. Full paragraph on page 4.. |