Warning and Disclaimer
Concerning The Page That Turns You into a Cabbage

It is not possible to be physically transformed into a cabbage or any other inanimate object by clicking a link on a web page.

With this in mind, please do not convert other people without ensuring that they understand fully that "turning into a cabbage" is not an actual physical transformation.

I added this warning to the page after receiving the following email:

I feel that the turning people into a cabbage may not be suitable 
for very small children who may fear that they may actually turn
into a cabbage. This could cause such severe trauma that
the individual involved may experience a severe to moderate lifelong
aversion to cabbages and maybe other green vegetables.

And we would not want the next generation growing up with a lifelong aversion to cabbages, would we?

Please obey the new cabbage conversion guideline: "Conversion with Consideration"