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Cabbage Miscellany


cabbage n. A common kitchen garden vegetable, about as large and wise as a man's head. 

-Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary. - Thanks to Leland Tatham.


World Cabbage Day is celebrated by cabbages and cabbage lovers alike on February 17th.

Cabbage Day Greetings



BIGGEST CABBAGE: The largest cabbage ever grown was 124 lb , and grown by B. Lavery in Llanharry, Great Britain, 1989.

Pulsate-o!

Cabbage Comments

The following are a selection of the most interesting comments made by members on joining the Cabbage Alliance.
  • "I am a Cabbage and I rule!!!! Power to the cabbages of the world!!!" - Cabata Cabbage (Later made into the motto of the Alliance)

  • "I can now feel the power at the tips of my leaves now I'm a cabbage. I'm proud to be a vegetable." - The Purple Prince

  • "I'm enjoying my life as a cabbage. NO! NO! MOM!!! I'M YOUR DAUGHTER, NOT YOUR CABBAGE FOR COLESLAW!!!" - Dentille

  • "I am also a fish" - Dave

  • "I HAVE TAKEN PART IN PURPLEDOM!! HERKA! I CAN NOW MAKE SALAD EATER'S AROUND THE WORLD'S FACES LIGHT UP AND SAY "HEY! MY CABBAGE IS PURPLE!" OH JOY! OH ABSOLUTE RAPTURE!" - Nazermichaelkae

  • "The best thing that ever happened to me. Well it is if you don't count that time i got accidentally sucked up into Henry the hoover and had a well exciting conversation with a dried up lemon, who sympathised with my dreams of becoming a purple cabbage." - Carrot

  • "Everyone is taller than me." - Eric Moore

  • "Being a cabbage is so fun, I wish i could be a yeti though." - Mr CabbageHead

  • "This is a very unique experience. For all of you out there who have never been a cabbage, I suggest you try it immediately." - Bok Choy

  • "Wow! To everyone reading this, being a cabbage is great! I can't even begin to tell you.... Just be a cabbage!!" - Cabbage Goddess

  • "I feel like an inferior lettuce" - Cabbo

  • "I like being a cabbage. It helps me express my true feelings toward vegetables especially Cabbages." - The great Cabbagini

  • "I love the alliance and it totally changed me life" - Floo ha floorin

  • "I have longed for many years to reach the state of perfect cabbagedom. Cabbages make me happy. Cabbages are cooler than cucumbers. I have never been harassed by cabbages. Thank you for bestowing this great honor upon me and inaugurating me into the splendid state of cabbagery. " - Cabbage Ears

  • "Power to the cabbages! May they rule in great green multitudes!" - Egabbac

  • I walked a long way on the earth, and I was tired.
    I looked for a place to rest, and found a beautiful garden.
    It had rich, dark dirt, and the air was warm.
    I decided, "This is just right!"

    I laid down on the earth to rest.
    I felt safe and secure...
    Then one day, something wonderful happened!
    I started to grow!
    Before I knew it, I became a purple cabbage!

    I crept over to a nearby pool,
    and gazed at my new reflection.
    To my surprise, I was beautiful!

    Thank you for this peaceful garden...
    where life slows down,
    tired souls can rest,
    and wake up refreshed and beautiful!
    - Leafy Locks


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