If I give up the seat I've been saving to some elderly lady or man Am I bein' a good boy? Am I your pride and joy? Mother, please, if you're pleased, say I am! And if while in the course of my duty I perform an unfortunate take Would me punish me so unbelievably so Never again will I make that mistake. (Chorus:) This feeling inside me could never deny me the right to be wrong if I chose And this pleasure I get from say, winning a bet, is to lose. When I'm, drinking my Bonparte shandy, eating more than enough apple-pies Will I glance at my screen, and see real human beings, starved to death right in front of my eyes? $ Nothing [old/*good] nothing [new/*bad], nothing ventured Nothing gained, nothing still-born or lost Nothing further than proof, nothing wilder than youth Nothing older than time, nothing sweeter than wine Nothing physic'ly, recklessly, hopelessly blind Nothing I couldn't say, nothing, why? 'cause today nothing rhymed! (fine) Instrumental (Oh oh oh...) Chorus dal $egno al fine*