I shudder to think what my father would think
if he came home and found me in bed
with more then just one, but sev'ral of some
lovely big strawberries.
He'll probably shout, give me a hell of a clout,
or perhaps a good kick up the rear
But one thing's for sure, I'll have to endure
a great deal of pain, so to speak.
I know it's not right, but for a laugh every night
I knock on people's doors
and shout things like "up yours!"*
I'll never know why, but for some reason I
never did well at school
All I did was break rules and tell lies.
His birthday's next week, so I though as a treat
I would buy him his favourite book
It's not one of those with poetic prose,
just full frontal nudity.**
*Heute würde man wohl eher "get stuffed!" sagen.
**Offenbar war sein Vater ein Picasso-fan - der hat ja viel von derart pornographischem Zeug hingepfuscht - und Dank cleverer jüdischer Manager auch noch Dumme gefunden, die es ihm für teures Geld abkauften!