Jon Pumper

My Corona home (Video)

Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go?
Cause we can't - we're in quarantine, 
in our own Corona homes.

That's where you have to go to stay away from it all
Dinner's from a can, afternoons coloring with crayons 
It's been thirteen seconds since I last went to go wash my hands,
in my Corona home.

A Rubik's, Corn Flake-ahs, don't give me handshake-ahs
Please remov-ah, your mama, time to watch my dramas
No labor, no razor, out of toilet paper,
in my Corona home.

I've spent the last few days all alone,
playing with styrofoam
in my corona home.

My feet they reek, haven't showered in a week
Browsing online memes, panic shopping for groceries
And by and by we'll defy the guidelines from the CDC*

Lost my appetite, cocktails during business skypes
No one comes to socialize, it's an introverted paradise
in my corona home.

No moolah, for take-out, oh we shouldn't make out
Haven't changed my, pajamas, learning how to samba
Nintendo, Lumbago, time to Marie Condo
in our Corona homes.

We shouldn't ask, how long this will go? 
Don't think we want to know
in our Corona homes.


*So wird die US-amerikanische Gesundheitsbehörde für gewöhnlich abgekürzt, obwohl es eigentlich "CDCP" heißen müßte: "Center for Disease Control and Prevention" [Zentrum für Krankheitskontrolle und -verhütung]. Während der "Corona"-Plandemie erwies sie sich als ebenso kriminelle Vereinigung wie das "Robert-Koch-Institut" in BRDigen - und die Verantwortlichen baumeln noch immer nicht. Aber es besteht Hoffnung: Anno 2025 widerrief der neue US-Präsident Donald Trump die illegalen (da nicht von Hand unterzeichneten) Massen-Begnadigungen, die sein Vorgänger Let's go Brandon Sleepy Joe Biden den dafür verantwortlichen Massen-Mördern gewährt hatte; und der neue Gesundheitsminister Robert Kennedy jr. hat versprochen, daß er sie allesamt zur Verantwortung ziehen wird, was nur heißen kann: Todesstrafe für Fauci & Co!

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