Now it seems like forever
since I wrote my first song
I change the words and make parodies much better
I print lyrics, and I write the songs
I write the songs of how to talk nerdy
I write the songs about when I've got to pee
I write the songs about how grown men fight
I write the songs, I write the songs
Now every toe has it's corn
Will always have a place in my sole
And when I'm drinking in the dorm
I'll chug again, if a Wide mouth can is cold
I write the songs that tell how cat poop stinks
I write the songs of beer and buffalo wings
I write the songs that make my parents cry
I write the songs, I write the songs
Hope my music makes you laugh
and inspires you to try this craft
And I sang some karaoke you can hear
Try my open bar, there's always a free place to park
It's from me, it's for you
Don't stand there, dust the room
And enjoy my parodies
I write the songs of how the wolfpack stinks
I write the songs about bionic things
I write the songs about how mommy dries
I write the songs, I write the songs
I find lyrics, and I write the songs!