I wanted to get some new girl friends So I went and got a Mercedes Benz A waste of money, 8,000 bucks down the drain. I thought the girls would get wild and reckless So I bought cultured pearls and a diamond necklace A waste of money, that cost me 4,000 more. They were returned, I got no girls They repossessed both the car and the pearls. I styled my hair just like Cary Grant, bought a pair of those new tight pants A waste of money, household finance took my pants. The female gender, I just don't get it Just when I'm out of both cash and credit, I found a honey, and this is what's funny: She don't need my money She works for "Household by maids"!