You thrill me completely, like nobody can
That's why I love you, Joanne!
My name is Susie, and you should me ashame'
You're kissing Susie, not some other flame!
You've known so many other girls
You're always in a daze
You absent minded lover, you
You'd better change your ways!
But really, darling, how can I forget
those precious moments? I still tingle yet!
Oh, the way you trembled when I held you tight
There's no forgetting last night!
Last night? (Drums)
Last night I stayed home, reading in my bed
You must have been loving someone else instead.
No matter, darling, what I've said or done
I promise you, dear, that you're the only one
One thing I'll remember, and this I swear to do:
Next week I'll marry you!
Next week? (Drums)
We're supposed to get married at three this afternoon
I'm hoping you'll show up for our honeymoon.
You absent minded lover you, you'd better change your ways!