2. A blind bunny and a blind snake were born at the same time, and grew up together, becoming the best friends. Neither one knew what kind of creature the other one was. One day decided to touch each other and describe the sensations. The snake went first- “You’re all furry, have two ears and a fluffy little tail”. The bunny was overjoyed, shouting, “I m a bunny, I m a bunny!” Then the bunny felt the snake - “You’ve got slimy skin, beady eyes and a forked tongue.” The snake moaned, “Oh, no, I must be a lawyer...”

3. The defendant asked for a new lawyer, claiming the public defender wasn’t interested in his case. The judge addressed the PD, “What do you have to say to that?”. The PD replied, “Could you repeat that, your honour? I wasn’t listening.”

4. The plumber presented his customer (a lawyer), with a bill charging rates of $500 an hour. The lawyer was outraged, saying “I don’t even make that kind of money- doesn’t that seem a bit steep?” The plumber replied, “That’s what I thought, when I was a lawyer.”

5. Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic.

6. Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.

7. Children who never come when called will grow up to be doctors. Children who come before they are called will grow up to be lawyers.

8. A couple of lawyers walked into a bar, ordered drinks and took lunches out from their briefcases. “Sorry,” the bar tender says, “But you can’t eat your own food here.” The lawyers looked at each other, shrug their shoulders and swap their lunches.