www.geocities.com/garffreak
Saddam Hussein
Saddam Hussain
To the tune of "Theme to Gillgan's Island"
My name is Saddam Hussain,
I am from Iraq.
I will use my SCUD missles
If you guys attack.
I am very powerful,
But I am also a jerk.
And I want y'all to know
My SCUD missles work.
They say your president blew Monica,
But that is a LIE!
He actually did it with,
That Al Gore guy!
Tell those UN inspectors,
It's not their bussiness, it's mine.
They want to stop my plans,
Before it's time.
We are hiding all of our plans,
For the big attacks.
In our Presidential Palaces,
Are buckets of Anthrax.
If the US attacks us,
We will just say "Whoop De."
Little do they know,
They will start World War 3.
The Pincos, French and the Straight Face Brits,
Don't agree with the US.
They think our plans of attack,
Are a bunch of B.S.
Kuait has oil,
And we do not.
So we will take 'em over,
In a twisted plot.
In our twisted plot!
Note: at the time of writing, the Brits weren't our only allies and Clinton was still in office.
Main Homepage