The Greatest Video Games - Revisited [Ring King]
Ugh... What are those trainers doing?


Why do all of the boxers have afros?

This game will go down in history as the game that made thousands of twelve year olds look at the screen in between rounds and say, "What is the trainer doing?" Well kids, at first glance it appears that the trainer is pleasuring the fighter orally. Actually, unfortunately at second glance it appears that the trainer is pleasuring the fighter orally. The worst part about this is that on the screen both fighters with their trainers are shown, one on the left and one on the right, and it looks like the trainers are racing. For a review of the between round blow jobs, click here.

But aside from the questionable sexual content, this was a pretty good game. It features a ranking system in which you try to fight your way up from the bottom. It also features alot of blow jobs from trainers.

The coolest thing about the game is that once in a while your punches will somewhat randomly carry alot of power and knock the opponent senseless, sometimes even out of the ring. This adds a little variety, as in most boxing games all of your punches did the same amount of damage.

Ring King
Graphics: 3
The graphics are pretty lousy, although about all you can hope for with the 8-bit. Its a boxing game too, so except for boxers, fans, the ring, and trainers giving blow jobs there isn't much else to add in the way of graphics.
Playability: 4
This game kind of sucks in this aspect, There is only one punch button, so you don't really control if you swing with the right or the left, and often times you seem to be hitting your opponent, but you aren't. This has dire consequences, as your energy goes down with every missed punch. There are other frustrations that occur in this game, like the difficulty of moving around the giant ring. Apparently the programmers thought that boxing rings were the size of the state of Texas. They also apparently though that trainers gave blow jobs to the fighters between rounds.
Fun Factor: 4
This game is fun, don't get me wrong, but its not as fun as any other game that I could qualify as 'good.' If it wasn't for the trainers pleasuring the fighters orally between rounds, I really don't think anyone would remember this game at all.
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