Regular visitors will be aware that I have a strange fascination with obscure crap, and also that some of my best ideas come to me purely by coincidence in the course of strenuous and inevitably futile attempts to realise something completely different. This was very much so with this page: In looking for a particular symbol on the character map I couldn't help noticing how much strange shit there is in that font... here are some of the ones that caught my eye, in small preview and standard size, including the answers I came up with when repeatedly asking myself the crucial question "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
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First Impression: Yeah well, obviously an alien, X-Files style, innit...

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First impression: An hourglass with headphones on
But actually it's: A bloke lifting a bar with two discs levitating mysteriously at each end.

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First Impression: A sinister looking scribble in a frame
But Actually it's: A sinister looking fat woman in a frame
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First Impression: too small to make out... maybe two paperclips linked together…
But Actually it's: A lovely double bed... any takers?
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First Impression: A lorry with a chimney on the side
But Actually it's: A very civilised looking couch with a lamp beside it waiting for me to knock it flying when I come and throw myself across the couch as I always do.
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First Impression: Obviously a nice cute bird. I'm good at spotting them from a distance.
But Actually it's: Just what I thought it was.
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First Impression: A terribly disturbing depiction of someone with a bolt through their neck.
But Actually it's: Completely harmless - it's just her hairstyle!
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First Impression: Oh, use your imagination!
But Actually it's: A completely innocuous joystick.
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First Impression: An oil rig
But Actually it's: Dracula in a silly hat enjoying a spliff.
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First Impression: A sausage roll with a plaster on it
But Actually it's: A giant baby stuffed into a canoe
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First Impression: A total fucking mess
But Actually it's: Someone snowboarding uphill seemingly undeterred by the fact that they have an arrow through their head. This guy is seriously good.
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First Impression: A deckchair being struck by lightening
But Actually it's: An envelope being struck by lightening
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First Impression: Michael Jackson on acid
But Actually it's: One of the Blues Brothers being kidnapped by aliens.

Ah my dear friends, for methinks 'tis time to piss off...

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