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| READING THIS PAGE WILL MAKE YOU LESS LIKELY TO BELIEVE THAT I AM A TOTAL BLOODY NUTTER (please read this page) |
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| Being the result of an expedition into the darkest recesses of my character where no human eye has ever set foot............. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why me? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Obsessions | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Complaining | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Moodiness | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sense of Humour | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Have I forgotten anything? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why Me? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Indeed you may well ask. If you've never talked to me before, the most likely reason why ou're hearing from me is that you have been picked completely at random from those currently online. I do these kind of things when I'm bored. I talk to strangers. Sometimes they talk to me too. I am not alone. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Obsessions | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A topic that is difficult to summarise. I have many obsessions which generally alternate in a cyclical fashion. Mostly they are associated with animals, most commonly cats, sheep, monkeys or penguins, but occasionally also hedgehogs or owls. Obsessions with bizarre concepts are also not unknown , however a more detailed explanation is neither practicable nor desirable here. The most obvious symptom of an obsession is a constant urge to talk about the subject, almost always in a nonsensical manner. These temporary obsessions tend to come and go for no apparent reason, and it seems more extensive research may be required to further explore this complex phenomenon. |
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| Favourite Words | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| It has been brought to my attention that the word "incredibly" is one which I use incredibly frequently, even to the extent of putting it before almost every adjective I use in certain sentences, even when it is quite obviously incredibly inappropriate . Similarly, I tend to describe even the mildly annoying things as "evil". So if I say that if something is "incredibly evil" then the chances are it's just slightly irritating me at that particular moment. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Complaining | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Complaining is one of the few joys this life gives me. I complain at every opportunity and much more besides. Mostly I don't even mind the things that I complain about too much. Usually I am prepared to put up with anything if I am allowed to complain about it first. Therefore it is important to remember that there is a clear distinction between complaining about something and objecting to it. You will notice this difference by the significantly higher concentration of the kind of words your mother never taught you in my speech when objecting to something. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Moodiness | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Very dangerous phenomenon this one. I get pissed off. Its the small things usually. I can go through a day getting pissed on by evil weather, missing several trains and then realising that I didnt actually have to go wherever it was I was going until the day after, and take it all with a kind of ironic black humour, only to be plunged into the depths of depression by something relatively small like my lighter not working. These moods come and go suddenly but usually last several days. I am best left alone while in a bad mood. Insults and threats made in such a state of mind should not be taken seriously. The best way to confrim a suspicion that I may be in a bad mood is to ask me. If I answer with something to the effect of "no, fuck off, you're in a bad mood!" then your suspicion is confirmed, and a strategic retreat is strongly advised. Do not feel guilty about leaving me to fester in my own misery like this. It is in the interest of world peace. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sense of Humour | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Misunderstanding my sense of humour or indeed failing to identify it as such has lead to many people being scared away at their first encounter with me. It is important to know that there is hardly any subject or occasion that is beyond the range of my al leged jokes. If you are offended by something I say, assume it is an attempt at humour, and put it down to incompetence and thoughtlessness rather than malevolence . Frequently I say things that make no sense at all. Often it is best not to ask. Unfunny jokes and stupid comments are the bastard children of spontaneity and I ask you to ignore them. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Have I forgotten anything? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Anything other bizarre traits of my character that you feel the world should know about? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What is it? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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