BLOOD DIAMOND
**1/2 (out of ****)

and
THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND
*** (out of ****)

2006
BLOOD DIAMOND
Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou, Jennifer Connelly, Kagiso Kuypers, Arnold Vosloo, Michael Sheen, and David Harewood
Directed by Edward Zwick & written by Charles Leavitt and C. Gaby Mitchell
143 min R
THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND
Starring Forest Whitaker, James McAvoy, Kerry Washington, Simon McBurney, and Gillian Anderson
Directed by Kevin Macdonald & written by Jeremy Brock and Peter Morgan, from the novel by Giles Foden
121 min R
Oh, admit it.  With its chases, shoot-outs, tacked-on romance, and blackguy-whiteguy-who-don�t-get-along-but-become-buddies, �Blood Diamond� is a glorified B movie.  But it�s Oscar time and that means it�s time to make movies for people-who-don�t-go-to-movies.  This is the time of year � CRITIC CONDESCENSION WARNING! � when the movie industry justifies its existence to the world by making �Important!� movies that relatively bright people who nonetheless never got around to understanding movies much beyond high school English can see and say �I guess that is important!�  It�s like Hollywood is going before some kind of free-market company review board and pleading.

�Blood Diamond� still MEANS all the same things as it would have meant if it were made as the brutally quick 100-minute shoot-�em-up it ought to be.  The only difference is that, instead of that meaning being a subtext to be drawn from the action, it has to be spelled out in dialogue, speeches, title cards, and TV interviews (no narration this time though).  At the end, a character goes to the front of a boardroom to make a speech and I said to myself, �if we hear him, it�s two stars, but if we only see him, it�s two-and-a-half.�  All that takes any extra 45 minutes, totaling over two hours.  Which, if you don�t go to the movies very often, must make the whole shebang seem awful impressive.

I�m gonna summarize �Blood Diamond� in a second, and it�s gonna sound good, and the good parts are pretty sweet, but keep in mind they�re interrupted by �what we�re learning� dialogue interludes.  The movie is about the ruthlessness and devastation caused by the diamond trade in West Africa, and it uses a vaguely �
Good-Bad-Ugly� chase to illustrate its point.  A white mercenary (Leonardo DiCaprio) out for a priceless diamond strikes a bargain with a black fisherman (Djimon Hounsou) out to rescue his son, setting the two of them on a bloody journey through revolutionaries, war-torn villages, corrupt officials, and overwhelmed hospitals.  When bullets whiz, stuff blows up, and DiCaprio�s pops caps in bad guy�s ten-rings, �Blood Diamond� sings.  Trim the exposition and Jennifer Connelly�s �I�m gonna tell the audience its lesson� journalist and we�d have a zippy little genre movie.

But you say, wait-wait-wait, we�re making a movie about Africa and the hero is a WHITE GUY?  Really, in order to highlight the racial politics of how the continent and the First World�s relationship to it works, one of the two leads has to be white.  It�s just unfair that the white guy gets to be dynamic, conflicted, learn a lesson, and essentially the main character, while the black guy is a noble savage who begins and ends the movie without flaw, existing primarily to teach the white guy a lesson.  The director is Edward Zwick, who helmed the whiteguy�s-view-of-black-soldiers epic �Glory� and the whiteguy�s-view-of-Japanese-soldiers epic �
The Last Samurai.�  Maybe he just feels disingenuous if he doesn�t have a white lead.

With his �Lethal Weapon 2� accent and his plethora of dialogue, its easy to see why DiCaprio�s turn in this film was picked for Oscar recognition over his more subtle work in �
The Departed.�  It�s a good performance, and it�s also worth noting that, despite his prettyboy heartthrob splash in �Titanic� and his follow-up �The Man in the Iron Mask,� DiCaprio has chosen challenging roles over the allure of being a matinee idol.  �The Aviator,� �Gangs of New York,� and �The Departed� aren�t romantic comedies, voiceovers in Pixar films, package-out superheroes, or Bruckheimers.  (His only real concession to mainstream appeasement is his work in �Catch Me If You Can,� which is much too amiable to complain about.)

More successful in Africa is �
The Last King of Scotland,� also the story of Africa through the eyes of a white guy.  In fact, it�s practically �Training Day,� with Africa instead of the ghetto, a young white doctor (James McAvoy of �Narnia�) instead of a young white cop, and bloodthirsty dictator Idi Amin (sad-eyed Forest Whitaker) instead of Denzel Washington.  At first, the white guy is charmed by the boyish and masculine freedom fighter, then gradually realizes, hey, this dude�s nuts.

�The Last King� is Forest Whitaker�s �
Capote,� in which an eternally-capable character actor rides a real-life eccentric to well-deserved Oscar gold.  Despite that Oscar, he might technically be a supporting character; it�s not inside his head that we get and he isn�t so much dynamic as he is gradually revealed.  We�re inside the head of McAvoy�s white doctor, which limits the movie�s perspective.  He changes and learns a lesson, even if he lacks Whitaker�s flamboyance and often fades into a set of eyes for us to look through. 

Their relationship is more interesting than DiCaprio and Hounsou.  Whitaker�s Amin is like a giant, out-of-control child � he does horrible things, but because he�s played by a giant droopy-eyed teddy bear we�re never sure what to make of him.  McAvoy�s doctor is equally slippery.  Like Ewan McGregor but with less personality, he is often just a jaunty young punk out to get laid, and we�re never sure if we want to love or hate this dashing clod.

Compared to the drag-out style of Oscar time, �The Last King� is a raw, intense, and tightly-bundled ride, not a prestige picture but a thriller, with oodles of local color crammed into its quick two hours.  At once vibrant, faded, and washed-out, like it�s really from the �70s, director Kevin Macdonald (�
Touching the Void�) keeps his camera restless and subjective � as if we know to be nervous even before our protagonist does.

Finished Sunday, January 28, 2007

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