THE F&SN CRITIC PICKS HIS DOZEN-OR-SO FAVORITE FILMS OF 2005
#6 - 17
KA-BLAMMO!!!
The best action/adventures

Kung-fu Hustle
Starring, directed, and written by Stephen Chow - R

Stephen Chow�s insane live-action cartoon is, truly, all out of bubble gum.

Oldboy (2003)
Directed by Chanwook Park - R

Two hours of Koreans messing each other up with hammers.  What, do you need me to draw you a diagram?

Star Wars Episode III:  Revenge of the Sith

Directed & written by George Lucas � PG13

Everything a �Star Wars� movie should be:  beautiful, emotional, and as campy as the great outdoors.

2046
Directed & written by Wong Kar-Wai � R

Fooled you!  �2046�s� tale of a lonely Hong Kong man enjoying how sorry he feels for himself couldn�t be farther from an action movie.  I just put it here to be funny.


STOP READING AND WATCH MORE MOVIES

Capote
Directed by Bennett Miller - R

You try talking like Truman Capote for a weekend.

Pride & Prejudice
Directed by Joe Wright - PG

The second-best chick flick of the year.
HOORAY FOR LIBERAL GUILT

The Constant Gardener
Directed by Fernando Meirelles - R

Naughty multinational corporation!  You leave those black people alone!  Naughty naughty!

Good Night, and Good Luck
Directed & co-written by George Clooney - PG

Congratulations, TV, for bringing down an evil demagogue�oops, now you�re just a tool for the powerful.

Syriana
Directed & written by Stephen Gaghan - R

Drive a hybrid.

FAMILY FAVORITES

Millions
Directed by Danny Boyle � G

Yes, children can have morals, too.

Tim Burton�s Corpse Bride
Co-directed & co-written by Tim Burton - PG

Hot live-on-dead action.

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Directed & co-written by Peter Lord and Nick Box - G

The best-reviewed movie of the year (according to
www.RottenTomatoes.com) and certainly the most entertaining.  And the only one to feature characters incapable of running.
WINNER�S CIRCLE
#1-7

#7 � Wallace & Gromit (placed with �Family Favorites� for a convenient arrangement of ideas)

#6 � Syriana (placed with �Hooray for Liberal Guilt� for blah blah blah)

#5 � Saraband
Directed & written by Ingmar Bergman - R
Old man wang�and I�m not talking about a gray-haired kung-fu master.

#4 � Sin City
Directed by Robert Rodriguez, Frank Miller, and Quentin Tarantino - R
A movie so potent it made we want to throw up.

#3 � Munich
Directed by Steven Spielberg - R

Schindler�s Revenge.

#2 � Match Point
Directed & written by Woody Allen - R

The best, most likeable villain of the year.

#1 � The New World
Directed & written by Terence Malick - PG13

Terry Malick�s glorified art-house chick-flick is a towering achievement and, after seeing it three times, I can call it, yes, one of the best movies I�ve ever seen.  And the best use of Wagner since �
Apocalypse Now.�

If someone put a gun to my head and demanded that I fill spots 8-10 and make an actual Top Ten, I might have to go, I dunno, �Capote,� �2046,� �Good Night,� and/or �Oldboy� or �Star Wars III,� depending on whether I�d rather mess a honky up with a hammer or a light saber that day.
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