| THE F&SN CRITIC PICKS HIS DOZEN-OR-SO FAVORITE FILMS OF 2005 #6 - 17 |
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| KA-BLAMMO!!! The best action/adventures Kung-fu Hustle Starring, directed, and written by Stephen Chow - R Stephen Chow�s insane live-action cartoon is, truly, all out of bubble gum. Oldboy (2003) Directed by Chanwook Park - R Two hours of Koreans messing each other up with hammers. What, do you need me to draw you a diagram? Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Directed & written by George Lucas � PG13 Everything a �Star Wars� movie should be: beautiful, emotional, and as campy as the great outdoors. 2046 Directed & written by Wong Kar-Wai � R Fooled you! �2046�s� tale of a lonely Hong Kong man enjoying how sorry he feels for himself couldn�t be farther from an action movie. I just put it here to be funny. STOP READING AND WATCH MORE MOVIES Capote Directed by Bennett Miller - R You try talking like Truman Capote for a weekend. Pride & Prejudice Directed by Joe Wright - PG The second-best chick flick of the year. |
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| HOORAY FOR LIBERAL GUILT The Constant Gardener Directed by Fernando Meirelles - R Naughty multinational corporation! You leave those black people alone! Naughty naughty! Good Night, and Good Luck Directed & co-written by George Clooney - PG Congratulations, TV, for bringing down an evil demagogue�oops, now you�re just a tool for the powerful. Syriana Directed & written by Stephen Gaghan - R Drive a hybrid. FAMILY FAVORITES Millions Directed by Danny Boyle � G Yes, children can have morals, too. Tim Burton�s Corpse Bride Co-directed & co-written by Tim Burton - PG Hot live-on-dead action. Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit Directed & co-written by Peter Lord and Nick Box - G The best-reviewed movie of the year (according to www.RottenTomatoes.com) and certainly the most entertaining. And the only one to feature characters incapable of running. |
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| WINNER�S CIRCLE #1-7 #7 � Wallace & Gromit (placed with �Family Favorites� for a convenient arrangement of ideas) #6 � Syriana (placed with �Hooray for Liberal Guilt� for blah blah blah) #5 � Saraband Directed & written by Ingmar Bergman - R Old man wang�and I�m not talking about a gray-haired kung-fu master. #4 � Sin City Directed by Robert Rodriguez, Frank Miller, and Quentin Tarantino - R A movie so potent it made we want to throw up. #3 � Munich Directed by Steven Spielberg - R Schindler�s Revenge. #2 � Match Point Directed & written by Woody Allen - R The best, most likeable villain of the year. #1 � The New World Directed & written by Terence Malick - PG13 Terry Malick�s glorified art-house chick-flick is a towering achievement and, after seeing it three times, I can call it, yes, one of the best movies I�ve ever seen. And the best use of Wagner since �Apocalypse Now.� If someone put a gun to my head and demanded that I fill spots 8-10 and make an actual Top Ten, I might have to go, I dunno, �Capote,� �2046,� �Good Night,� and/or �Oldboy� or �Star Wars III,� depending on whether I�d rather mess a honky up with a hammer or a light saber that day. |
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