The ALL-O-GISTICS
(as set forth by the Bassmaster General)
Thou shalt not commit laundry
Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food
Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed
Thou shalt always go for greatness
Thou shalt not commit adulthood
Thou shalt not partake of the dreaded decaf
Thou shalt commit thy self to an institution
Thou shalt not have no idea
Thou shalt not commit hygiene
Thou shalt not let anything deter you in your quest for ALL ALL ALL!