Everything Sucks
Got up this morning to make some coffee
Everything sucks today
Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me
Everything sucks today
Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothin today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Right girl didn't call and the wrong one's knockin
Everything sucks today
Flat tire on my car so i guess I'm walkin
Everything sucks today
Taxman came and took my money
Now all my other bills are gonna be late
My girlfriends movin in this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
I'm the one
I've been here for you all along
I'm the one
Whose shoulder you've been crying on
Nice guys finish last
No one knows as good as me
Were just good friends
But you come to me for sympathy
You tell me that I'm not your type
But still you call me late at night
Everytime he picks a fight
After all he's said and all he's done
I'm the one
I've been here for you all along
I'm the one
Whose shoulder you've been crying on
He's a total dick
Thats the truth and you know I'm right
From everything you say
There's no way he'll ever do you right
You love a man who treats you wrong
You think you'll change him but you're wrong
He'll use you then he'll say so long
After all he's said and all he's done
I'm the one
I've been here for you all along
I'm the one
Whose shoulder you've been crying on
I'm the one who wants you more than anything
You don't feel the same way
You made it clear to me
But I'll stand my ground and maybe
You'll hear what I've been saying
After all I've said and all I've done
I'm the one
I've been here for you all along
I'm the one
Whose shoulder you've been crying on
I'm the one
I've been here for you all along
I'm the one
Whose shoulder you've been crying on
I'm the one
Mug mug mug
Coffee mug
Gonna clear away the haze
Liquid proof
That I can win this race
Coffee mug
The grip that keeps me tall
My inter-link
That keep me questing ALL!
I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-o-lug-o my coffee mug
And I dont need no kiss and hug
I just chug-o-lug-o my coffee mug
They haven't banned
My liquid drug of choice
There's too many hooked
And they've got too much voice
So for the moment
We're all pretty good to go
With 98 cups
And 98 more to go!
I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-o-lug-o my coffee mug
And I dont need no kiss and hug
I just chug-o-lug-o my coffee mug
Here a bean, there a bean
Everywhere a mean bean
Bean chug-o-lug-my
Coffee - mug, mug, mug, mug
Shove all your problems under the rug
Then you wonder where the smell came from
Rotting out from the inside
This is your fucked up family
So many minds that nobody ever speaks
Rotting out from the inside...rotting out
Nuclear family falling out
Winter forever in this house, they're
Rotting out from the inside
So put me out of my misery
If it ever happens to me, no
Rotting out from the inside
Rotting out...rotting out...
Rotting out...rotting out...
Beat my head till I can speak
Never gonna let it happen to me, no
Rotting out...rotting out...
Rotting out...rotting out...
New love new fun new me
Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
Near fear, nothing's clear to me
And that's how it's always gonna be
I've never been real sure of myself
Never trusted someone else
Something you do puts my fears to rest
We'll bring it up and never touch the ground
and when you need me I'll be around
This is how it's gonna be
If you don't get sick-o-me
She loved me and I loved her
It was all so fun and new
We were going to go all over the world
And do everything there is to do
But something spoiled our plans
We couldn't meet our own demands
Every problem put us to the test
We brought it up and when we let it down
And when she need me I wasn't around
This is how it had to be
Then she just got sick-o-me
Relationships deteriorate
I've seen it from the start
Easy as it is to fall in love
It's easier to fall apart
I won't let it fall apart
Bring it up and never touch the ground
And when you need me I'll be around
This is how it's gonna be
If you don't get sick-o-me
We'll hold it up and never let it down
And when you need me I'll be around
This is how it's gonna be
So you don't get sick-o-me
So you don't get sick-o-me
So you don't get sick-o-me
Hear about the president?
He used to smoke pot
He never broke the law
Cause he never got caught
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
The roll of the dice says your gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed
Junkie drug dealer does 50 years time
While the millionaire murderer just pays a fine
It's a sign of the times
It's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
The roll of the dice says your gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed
I'll pretend not to see
What you pretend you don't do
I'm innocent like you
So many stupid laws
Gonna have to break a few
Speed or run a red light I might too
When the man pulls you over like it or not
You're just one of many
Only you got caught
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
The roll of the dice says your gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed
I'll pretend not to see
What you pretend you don't do
I'm innocent like you
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
The roll of the dice says your gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed
What will it be like when I get old
Will I still hop on my bike
And ride around town
Will I still want to be someone
And not just sit around
I don't want to be like other adults
Cause they've already died
Cool and condescending, fossilized
Will I be rich will I be poor
Will I still sleep on the floor
What will it be like when I get
What will it be like when I get
What will it be like when I get old
Will I still kiss my girlfriend
And try to grab her ass
Will I still hate the cops and have no class
Will all my grown up friends say
They've seen it all before
They say hey act your age and I'm immature
Will I do myself proud or only what's allowed
What will it be like when I get
What will it be like when I get
What will it be like when I get old
Will I sit around and talk about the old days
Sit around and watch t.v.
I never want to go that way
Never burn out not fade away
As I travel through my time
Will I like what I find
What will it be like when I get
What will it be like when I get
What will it be like when I get old
In the world of man in the great rat race
Makes his speeches
Then he does what he please
Winners of the mosh impart their grace
As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze
I live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese
Chums lots of flies but why should I mind
Then I get trashed by the ho that's my wife
Can't get enough of kickin my hiney
Life in the canine world
Cats to chase and a bone to bury
Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place
If I get a piece of tail
I don't want to get married
This is just a doghouse why should i stay
If these folks are crazy
they try to tell me
That they know where it's at
I don't know maybe I'm lazy
This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my doghouse
So now it's time to go to work for the man
I work for the man at the taco stand
I keep on grinding like a dog always does
No place to hide for this American dog
This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my doghouse
When i frickin find what I'm lookin for
I dig right in and take my place
Maybe I seem crass and crude
But a dog's got to do what a dog's got to do
This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my doghouse
I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces, feel like a
Hydrant on this doggy street
Live in the doghouse, everybody hates me
I want to get laid, but everybody takes me
I'm your dog and you're bitches
She loves me it's not just in my head
She loves me even though it's not been said
And if anything means anything
Then this means something good
And I guess I'd love her back if I only could
She loves me
I can see it when she smiles ear to ear
She loves me and I'm sure that she can't hear
How I scream out for someone else
When I'm asleep or by myself
Don't know where to go for help
Her love could never grow sour
Becomes more pure with every hour
And I never wanted anything like that from her
But still she loves me
It's not just in my head
She loves me even though it's not been said
And if anything means anything
Then this means something good
And I guess I'd love her back if I only could
She loves me
And I know she can't accept me for myself
She loves me and I'm sure she can't help
How I'm this close to cashing in
How I chase dreams that don't exist
How I hate girls and I hate my life
The pain that rips me tears me ruins me
And her love could never grow sour
It grows more pure with every hour
I never wanted anything like that from her
But still she loves me
(I don't have to be all by myself)
She loves me
(She don't love no one else)
She loves me
The way she loves me
The way she loves me
The words she writes me will change the world
She's much smarter than me
Inside she writes a side of herself
She won't let me see
Such a hateful little girl
Her little book is her whole world
It's all there in her little book
And I can't help but wonder
But she says I'll never understand
She says there's no love
And everyone's out to get her
She keeps me shut out
And I don't want to let her
Such a hateful little girl
Her little book is her whole world
It's all there in her little book
And I can't help but wonder
What chapter I'm under, yeah
I'm a stone age male and that's a fact
There's so much more to me than that
Such a hateful little girl
Her little book is her whole world
She's writing in her little book
She don't like me
But she's got me hooked
And I can't help but wonder
What she's like between the covers
And I can't help but wonder
What she's like between the covers
And I can't help but wonder
What she's like between the covers, yeah
I don't care what they say
Those numbers don't mean a thing
We've got it made
This world is just me and you
And we know just what to do
We've got it made
Hey, everything's gonna be okay
(We've got it made together)
Hey, everything's gonna be okay
(We've got it made)
I don't care if we get a job
We've already got a life
We've got it made
I don't know what the future holds
All I know is you're there with me
That's all I need
Hey, everything's gonna be okay
(We've got it made together)
Hey, everything's gonna be okay
(We've got it made)
When I look in your eyes
I know what I want in life
Nothing more, nothing less
Nothing more, nothing less
(Everything's gonna be okay)
Nothing more, nothing less
(Everything's gonna be okay)
Be the key to my success
Nothing more, nothing less
Eunuch boy eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight
He can't even masturbate
Got no gonads, only two sockets
Got no bulge in his pockets
Eunuch boy eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Can't even make it through a day of school
They try to stomp his shriveled tool
It must suck to know you'll never fuck
This place sux
I haven't found a single thing to call my own
And there's nothing left for me to do
Just play the game, pretend to do the work
No my boss isn't a jerk
It's just this place
This place sux
I been slinking through the halls
Like an unwashed dog
And everybody treats me like a criminal
Talk about me behind my back
At least I don't have a stick up my ass
Like the people in this place
This place sux
This place sux
This place sux
I feel my confidence draining away
I feel them laughing at me everyday
I never thought it would end up this way
Good thing I'm not going to stay
This place sux
I haven't found a single friend in
Three whole years
Cause there's nobody here but the bible boys
Talking about their white bread politics
Gotta leave the room
Cause you're making me sick
Gotta leave this place
This place sux
While you are away I'm waiting
I'm out of my mind you're out of town
You know I'm no stranger to frustration
I won't break I won't let you down
Cause I know right from wrong
And I know I can be strong
You know I won't let me let you down
I look back on my past, I'm dirty
I know that guy would always let you down
But while I'm away don't worry
Just keep your faith in me and have no doubt
Cause I know right from wrong
And I know I can be strong
If there's no lying then there's no crying
Arrive in your own time stay patient
You know I won't let me let you down
(I'm waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me, waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me)
Won't let myself be led into temptation
It's you and me and nobody else allowed
Well you know I'm no stranger to frustration
Just keep your faith in me and have no doubt
Cause I know right from wrong
And I know I can be strong
If there's no lying then there's no crying
Arrive in your own time stay patient
You know I won't let me let you down
(I'm waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me, waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me)
You know I won't let me let you down
You know I won't let me let you down
You know I won't let me let you down
I listen to you for hours, I'll listen all day
Just keep hitting me the right way
Sing your song in the shower
Cause you got a way
To say what I can never say - right on
When i feel weak you make me feel strong
Make me feel strong
I won't say your name
But you know who you are
I'll never be the same again now - no way
I just want to say thank you for playing the
Way you play
Did you know you're why I go
And waste my time
At a rock and roll show
You let me know I'm not alone
You make me feel strong, make me feel strong,
Feel like nothing's wrong
I won;t say your name, you know who you are
I'll never be the same again now no way
I just want to say
Thank you for playing the way you play
Thank you for playing the way you play
Thank you for playing the way you play
(Only Music)