More reasons to hate stang!
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better...
I was sitting in my room the other day, listening to what we non-pundies call "rap" music by this certain person by the name of "50 Cent". Maybe you've heard of him on the list of non-yatch-club-appropiate music. Any way, he was rapping about shooting people. So then i think, "Man, I wish 50 Cent went to Stang, then he could "Gat" all them "Bitch asz wite boiz, bull shitin' o'n fruntstreat.." That would be funny...  (Hehe)

Then I started to think of more reasons why stang sucks balls. I realized, the idea that I could post all the reasons on one web site is obsurd. For the reasons are infinite! Then I started thinking like a scientist and came to the conclusion that there are only 2 things that go on for ever. 'THEORY: There only 2 infinite entities. These entities are 1.Space- The area in which all matter is located. 2. The amount of reasons for Stang's pathetic failure as an educational and athletic institution. THEREFORE, if anything is "infinite" it is technically one of the two Principles we have already discussed.'

I name this: Law of infinite monumental failure.

or code name: Stang Sucks
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