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| Yes, its offical, Stang blows. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| If any of you are farmilar with stang you know they suck. I don't realy have to explain why, Stang sucks sort of like why kids like Apple Jacks, the just do. Theres a bunch of reasons, but the main one if because Stang is Stang. Its like hitsory repeating its self every year. Every year school resumes, and every year stang sucks. I have taken the liberty to make a list of 5 main reasons why stang sucks for those of you who don't understand why they just do. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1. Stang = Pussies | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Stang are a bunch of pussies, they all get shit on all the time. Voc, Dartmouth, and New Bedford all have a common enemy, and that is stang because there a punch of stuck-up pundies. You know your a pussy when 6th graders from the middle school hit you with bottles ow white-out of the bus every day and you do nothing. Wow you just got owned. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2.Stang is falling apart. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you have ever been unfortunate enough to see the pathetic complex that is stang, well you have my pitty. The fucking building should be condemed its so delapatated. And if i had a dog, I wouldn't let it in stang because the whole place is not fit for a dog of my dog's stature. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3.There sports suck-ass. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| I have never seen a more pathetic group of athelets than the sorry ass ones that play for stang. I guess that after going to a school where your sorounded by moma's boys, it dosn't make for a good athelete. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4.There poor-ass school. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| For a school that is suposed to be "breeding for success" there electronic equipment sucks... Horrable. Ive seen computors in antique stores that are newer than the once in a computor lab at stang.They need to have alot of computor labs in there small ass school because each computor takes up a whole god damn room. Internet? forget it, your luckey if you can find a phone in stang. And they must be kickin some ass with those brand new 1989 Apple 2E's. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5.Uniforms | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why would you pay money to go to a place that choses what you wear ever day? I have no idea. That sounds like comunism. Prayer in schools? Wtf is up with that? Like Chris Rock says "We don't need no prayer in schools! we need the toss salad man in schools" I think stang takes that a little to seriously... | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| There are so many reasons why stang sucks that if i had a dollar for every reason. I would be driving up the driveway to my own mansion, in my own personal Ferarri Enzo, on my own personal Island, with my own personal Playboy Playmate... Gay boyz | ||||||||||||||||||||||