How to spot a gothic person:
1.Body Odor: Most of these kids have less than acceptable grooming techniques, and after a couple rounds of "DDR" they smell like a rotten fish stuffed with shit, because of couse there to much of rebels to use deodorent or any sort of bathing method because that may jeopardize their pact with the devil!
2. "Faggot Pants": If you have ever seen gothic pants they look like bellbottoms on steroids. The rule of thumb with gothic people is as follows. 2(waste-size)+diameter of pants = circumference of the the bottom of leg. So if a person's waste is a 30'', the bottom of there pant legs are like 65''. Add some gay slipknot or Mudvaine patches on there and you got yourself a genuine faggot outfit guaranteed to turn away any semi-attractive girl and save you from a burning plane for under $10. Woah your stylish, and a bargain hunter!