Epic Movie
"We Know It's Big. We Measured."

Reviewer: Joel
Review date: 17/02/2007
Film genre: Spoof, Comedy, Adventure
Directors: Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
Starring: Kal Penn, Jennifer Coolidge, Carmen Electra, Crispin Glover

The film
Films such as this disastrous 86-minute pathetic waste of celluloid should never be thought of, written, and certainly not filmed. Aside from the fact that this film should have never existed, why the hell did Crispin Glover, Jennifer Coolidge and Carmen Electra get themselves involved in Friedberg and Seltzer's quest for comedic gold? I can honestly say that I have never seen such a terrible hash of a film. The Superman Returns (2006) and Punk'd skits nearly woke me from my dazed and confused state as I was counting how many chairs were in the auditorium, but even then a nice healthy slumber was far more appealing. Not even the aforementioned Electra disguised as Mystique from X-Men could make me pay attention to the film after her little seductive dances were over. The plot was unappealing and nowhere to be seen, the spoofing wasn't funny, and all the way through it just felt as if 20th Century Fox had given a few two-year-olds $20 million and a camera to mess around with. A completely unimaginative waste of my life.

The summary
'Shit' Movie.

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