Dr. Jack

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  The home of the
Sick-Little-Well-Girl.

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"My little girl must not
be exposed to sunlight -
Doctor von Saulsbourg
would never permit it."

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 "Stop that uproar!
Doctor von Saulsbourg
  forbids singing."

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  Dr Ludwig von Saulsbourg.
  Devoting all of his time and
skill - mostly time - to the Sick-
Little-Well-Girl. His yearly fee
sounds like the German war debt.

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The Lawyer __________
   Old friend of the family.
Always say exactly what he 
thinks - And he thinks a lot _

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"Why can't I be like other girls?
 Must I always have dark rooms -
  and shadows - and medicine?"

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"Von Saulsbourg has had the
case for almost four years _
 Why don't you call in a 
  consulting physician?"

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"I have decided the patient must
go to my private sanitarium _
A complete change is absolutely 
         necessary."

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Magnolia Meadows _

One of those towns where
pitching horseshoes is the
second largest industry _
Croquet comes first.

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"Come quick, Doctor Jack _
     Mary is dying!"

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Dr. Jack.
Working hours
7 A.M. to 7 A.M.
His earnings for the
past year were almost $300 _
All he has to do now is collect it.

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  "Doctah Jack! Yo' done
fo'got yo' medicine casket."

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"Aunt Martha asked me to bring you 
the rest of your breakfast."

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"Mary felled in the well,
    Doctor, She did."

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"Come quick, Doctor.
Sonny is very sick.
It must be pneumonia _
or cramps."

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"Oh, Doc _ I'm a sick man."

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"Isn't it too bad, Mrs Fleming _
The schoolhouse burned down
       this morning."

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"Just you wait _
I'll teach you to fool me."

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"Cheer up, little lady _
I've telegraphed for some
new medicine _ It ought 
to be here right now."

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"Mother _"

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"My mother is not seriously
ill. What's the idea _ Calling
 me away from my business?"

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"Well, I just gave her 
 some new medicine."

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"Don't you see _
You're the medicine _
It's YOU that she needs."

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"I prescribe the same remedy _
Once a month."

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"My foot feels like a hornet's nest _
       Can't use it at all."

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"Mornin', Doc _ I'm all ready
for my treatment _"

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The Sick-Little-Well-Girl
wanted to return home
from the sanitarium the worst
way - So they detoured 
through Magnolia Meadows.

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"Never mind - We're only
  stopping for lunch."

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"What's good to eat today?"

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"I'm so unhappy, Doctor Jack _
   Will you do me a favor?"

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"Could you get my daddy away
from that poker game upstairs?
I know he'll lose his pay check _
he always does _"

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"Follow Pussyfoot _
He runs the game."

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"S-s-h! Cut out the war whoops _
Sheriff Scott is parked downstairs."

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"Let her wait _ I'll quit 
when the game breaks up."

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"How many cards?"

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"Why don't you draw cards, Ez?
You never can tell _ _ _"

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"Take a chance _ That's 
what we're all doin'."

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  The show-down __
Nothing left but their voices.

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"I know a patient in the city
that you can cure with your 
methods _ The doctor she has
now is an old fogy __ a 
four-flusher!"

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  Thursday has always been
Dr von Saulsbourg's lucky
day - This is Friday -

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"I owe Jamison every possible
courtesy _ We'll have to humor him."

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"Now remember _
Use your own methods _
Pay no attention to 
von Saulsbourg's ideas."

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"That's the ol' Jack o' Spades man _
He's ridin' straight into yo'r life."

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"Are You my new patient?"

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"Are You my new doctor?"

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"H-m-m _ Your pulse is normal _
Your color is good _ Looks like
they were trying to cure you 
before you got sick."

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"The patient's pulse
is weak and irregular _
She must have had a setback."

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"You gentlemen will excuse us _
I want to explain to Dr Jackson
the many complications __"

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"Now, pay strict attention,
young man. I will instruct 
you as to how we will proceed 
with the case."

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Examine the patient's eyes, 
Doctor. Observe the pupillary
reflex to light and distance.

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"Perhaps if you will
stand up - close."

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"Are you going to permit 
such boldness __ such
outrageous insolence?"

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"Your train leaves in the 
morning __ EARLY."

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Midnight __
The whole world gone wrong _
And no way to right it _

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"They forbade me seeing you
in the morning _ I - I ---
I just wanted to say goodbye."

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"I'm on the case to stay.
I'll find a way to help
you in spite of them _
In spite of everything."

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   "DANGEROUS LUNATIC _
'HUMPY' LOGAN - JUS' ESCAPED!
   WE'VE SEEN HIM HERE 
    ON YOUR PREMISES!"

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"Oh! Isn't it thrilling?
My heart is going bumpety-bump!"

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"You've never known excitement _
          Have you?"

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"Put the patient to bed instantly _
This shock may cause a relapse."

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"_ _ _ Relapse nothing!
Can't you see __
Excitement is just
what she needs _"

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"If you're going to listen to 
this young fool, I'll resign."

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"I'm going to the hotel
until morning _ My nerves
are all unstrung _"

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"It's all right _
I got rid of him.
He's chasing six guards
down Main Street now."

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"Perhaps I had better remain _
I'm afraid you couldn't get
along without me."

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"He was doing it all the time _
Doing it for you, Daddy -
and me _ _ _"

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