No particular order here, just as I thought of them.

10. Kathana tried to load the WT members list and overloaded the system.

9. All the boards crashed under the weight of the Seanchans Spam.

8. Segurant tried to install a pool in the server and the water shorted everything out.

7. Taim tripped over the plug while stumbling around in the dark.

6. The CoL were trying to purge the databsae of all darkfriends and accidently purged all the files. (Which just proves they were darkfriends too *nods*)

5. Shayol Ghul took it down for purposes unknown. (They are evil *shurgs*)

4. The server died of fright after seeing Sammael in his pink tutu.

3. Phoenix finally gor sick of all our complaing and decided to turn DM into a Mark Hamil tribute page. (Like this one maybe? http://www.yankthechain.com/hamill.html)

2. The server has gone to Daytona Beach, FL for Spring Break. It will be back on monday with a really nice tan and a hangover.

1. To force you to go outside and enjoy the lovely spring day. (Well its nice in Atlanta. I don't know what the weather is like for the rest of you heathens)